Asselin BB II/Magazines
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Regular Issues[edit | edit source]
I Am Asselin, Satan's Servant!, Part 1[edit | edit source]
|Asselin: My name is Asselin Beelzebuth II!
Asselin: Servant of the noble devil king Satan, a great demon whose name is 72nd on Solomon's list!
Asselin: Lost lambs! Freely fill your starved stomachs and give thanks!
|Asselin: Come to my and Satan's sides!!
Yukihiro: What are you doing, Asselin!?
|Asselin: Huh!? Kamiya!?
(Asselin: How rude!)
|(Tag: Spiritual barrier)|
|Yukihiro: I'm terribly sorry.
Asselin: A barrier!?
Yukihiro: How is your food?
|TO BE CONTINUED|
I Am Asselin, Satan's Servant!, Part 2[edit | edit source]
|Asselin: You think you can use this barrier against me!?
Soichiro: (He's using it with all his might...)
Asselin: And how can you lock me up in the first place!?
|Soichiro: You're being loud|
|sfx Soichiro: angry
(Asselin: Aw crap)
|Asselin: Oh... Curses!
Asselin: To throw me out the back door and discipline the other demons...
(Asselin: Certainly a tragedy...)
|Asselin: Here, some sardines|
|Asselin: How is it? Is it good?
|Asselin: Oh, it says it's good, Satan!|
|Asselin: I'm glad|
|Soichiro: Asselin-san, if you've calmed your head, please go back to preparing the ingredients
|Asselin: So my power is needed after all!
Soichiro: Yes, it is
|Asselin: Leave it to me! I will prepare them at once!
Soichiro: That would be helpful
A Demon Art Solitary and Noble!, Part 1[edit | edit source]
|Announcer: This year's International Cooking Competition top winner!|
|Announcer: The great demon of the cooking world, Asselin BB II
(Asselin: It's natural for everyone to bow before my cooking)
|(Asselin: This is what I believed...)|
|(Asselin: And yet--)
Chef: Quit screwing around!
|Chef: You're a 'Great Demon'? I don't care
Chef: I can't understand what you're saying! Are you mocking me?
|Chef: Get out!!|
|Asselin: Since then, everywhere I went...no one tried to understand me
(Chef 1: Huh? Satan? Huh??)
(Chef 3: We are just fine)
|Asselin: What... Should I do...|
|TO BE CONTINUED|
A Demon Art Solitary and Noble!, Part 2[edit | edit source]
|Yukihiro: Are you alright?
|Asselin: I--those from Hell like myself don't need umbrellas...!|
Yukihiro: Come on now, aren't you soaking wet?
|Yukihiro: If you'd like, you may come inside|
|Yukihiro: Welcome to Cafe Parade!!|
|Yukihiro: My name is Kamiya. Are you hungry?
Asselin: Hm... I was captured by the jet black darkness, so my energy is a bit low...
|Yukihiro: Well then, please help yourself to our specialties!|
|Asselin: My... Everything shines like a gem...you can sense the passion|
|Asselin: I'm glad you're pleased with it|
|Asselin: Your name is Kamiya? Make a contract with me at once!
Asselin: My name is Asselin Beelzebuth II! I'll show you this world's most wicked cooking!
|Yukihiro: ...It would be an honor|
|Yukihiro: I'm looking forward to it, Asselin|
Special Issues[edit | edit source]
Green Parade[edit | edit source]
- Event: Green Parade
X'mas Live 2014: -Side:Twinkle-, Ch. 1[edit | edit source]
|Battle in the Basement of the Department Store|
|Asselin: Fufu, this deep crimson and sparkling, beautiful curves!
Asselin: It overwhelms me...it's flawless!
|Asselin: You're quite good. You follow my every move...
|Asselin: We shall settle this next time.|
|TO BE CONTINUED|
X'mas Live 2014: -Side:Twinkle-, Ch. 2[edit | edit source]
|Asselin: (... No one notices...)|
Asselin: (Like this)
Asselin: (No one notices me...)
|Asselin: (No one...)|
|Makio: Is something wrong?|
|Asselin: ...It's nothing.|
|Asselin: (I see)|
|Asselin: (Right now,)
(Shiro: We're gonna leave you)
(Kanon: Hurry up)
Asselin: (I am not alone.)
|Asselin: Let's be off, my fellow servants of Satan! Ahahaha!|
New Year! Great Prayer Festival Live, Ch. 1[edit | edit source]
New Year! Great Prayer Festival Live, Ch. 2[edit | edit source]
Blue Aquarium LIVE[edit | edit source]
- Event: Blue Aquarium LIVE
|A Fated Meeting?|
|Asselin: This is...!|
|Asselin: I've been bestowed with a new familiar besides Satan!
Asselin: The octopus which threatens the seas!! The Violet Devil!
|Asselin: This familiar is for you
|Asselin: This familiar is a good one. Treat it well|
|Child: Thank you!|
|Soichiro: ...Is that alright?
|Asselin: Making friends is a good thing, after all|
Milky Way Live 2015, Ch. 1[edit | edit source]
- Event: Milky Way Live 2015
Milky Way Live 2015, Ch. 2[edit | edit source]
- Event: Milky Way Live 2015
Sparkling Moon Viewing Night 2015[edit | edit source]
Marching Band Parade 2015[edit | edit source]
- Event: Marching Band Parade 2015
Arabian Night Live[edit | edit source]
- Event: Arabian Night Live
|Soichiro: Is this really accurate?
Makio: I'm kind of interested in seeing
|Saki: I'm back~|
|Saki: This might just be legit...!
(Saki: Hey~, you know what~?)
(Makio: How was it?)
Psychic: Next, please
|Asselin: Excuse me|
Psychic: What shall we read today?
|Asselin: Is there anything you see...?|
|Psychic: That would depend on what you want to know...wouldn't it?
|Asselin: Can you tell me about the business named 'Sabbath'...?|
|Psychic: ...I can't sense anything...|
|Psychic: Well then
Asselin: —How about the person named...
|Psychic: ...I see|
|Psychic: ...I sensed there was a strong bond between you two
Psychic: They're very important to you, aren't they?
|Asselin: ...They're my benefactor|
|Psychic: I do not know their whereabouts
Psychic: However, there still exists a strong bond between you two. This I can see
Asselin: Just knowing that is enough
Take a Breath☆Coffee Break[edit | edit source]
- Event: Take a Breath☆Coffee Break
Cosmetic Tonight[edit | edit source]
- Event: Cosmetic Tonight
|I Shall Master the Transformation Ceremony!|
Saki: Here they are♪
|Asselin: A-Are there truly this many elixirs of glamour...?!
(Asselin: How on Earth...)
Saki: Well, duh~
(Saki: These are just the ones I personally own, too)
|Saki: This is foundation! It’s what you use as a base!
Saki: And this is an eyelash curler!
|Saki: And this is mascara!
|sfx Saki: Wrong!
Saki: Not maracas! I said mascara! You use it to thicken your eyelashes! Look!
|sfx: brush brush|
|Saki: Like that♡
(Saki: Way more than usual☆)
|Asselin: This tube brimmeth with mysticism! Magnificent, isn’t it?!
Saki: Then, next you try too♪
(Saki: Got all the mascara off~)
Asselin: Very well!
|(Asselin: Fufufu! Then, here I go!)
(Saki: Giiive me your best shot!)
Asselin: Saki... Say something... Anything...
|(Asselin: My apologies...)|
|sfx Asselin: grumbling
Saki: Ahahaha! It’s your first time, it was bound to happen! It’s alright!
(Saki: This here is a makeup wipe!)
|Saki: Hey, let’s go again! One more time!
(Saki: See? All gone♪)
|(Asselin: Like this?)
(Saki: Yep yep! You’re doing great♪)
Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~[edit | edit source]
|Long Fei, the Extraordinary Swindler|
|Long Fei: "Raise!"
|Dealer: "A full house!"
|Long Fei: "Oh, my, is it that time, already?"
Long Fei: "Excuse me, if you will"
sfx: chatter chatter
|Man: Wait right there, you! You just had quite the winning streak, didn’t you?|
|Man: I sure wish I were in your shoes, with that luck of yours... Why don’t you let me buy you a drink, Mister...?|
|Long Fei: "Long"
Long Fei: "Johnny Long!"
|Director: Alright, that’s a cut! It's OK!
sfx: tremble tremble
sfx: wobble wobble
Soichiro: That was just the opening... Are you alright?
|Asselin: N-Nary a problem...|
|Asselin: Satan! I ask thee, keep thine eyes upon my gallant figure and watch over me!|
|Translator's Notes: Long Fei is the name of Asselin's character in this event.|
ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Hokkaido[edit | edit source]
Baile of Love and Passion[edit | edit source]
- Event: Baile of Love and Passion
Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~[edit | edit source]
Retro Coffee Shop[edit | edit source]
- Event: Retro Coffee Shop
Heavenly Gods Picture Scroll[edit | edit source]
- Event: Heavenly Gods Picture Scroll
|Asselin: (Become~ mine own~ sacrifice~)
|Yukihiro: Is tonight a beef stew…?
Asselin: (Hum hum~♪)
|Asselin: Satan! The preparations for tonight’s banquet have been fulfilled!|
|Asselin: For a brief while… I shall deepen my knowledge on the elder gods.|
|Asselin: Finely done.|
|Asselin: (—Mixing this world…)|
|Asselin: (The name of the one who does so is—…)|
|Asselin: (Fuhahahaha!) Turn thy eyes upon this! It art the dark mythology of this kingdom’s birthing!|
|Yukihiro: (You done?)
Asselin: (Ohh, Kamiya! For tonight, I have completed the dark mythologies of the creation of this kingdom!! AAAHHAHHAHAHA!)
3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~[edit | edit source]
|We are Cafe Parade!|
|Yukihiro: All right, let us introduce ourselves again!|
|Yukihiro: I’m the leader, Yukihiro Kamiya! Hospitality is my specialty! And next we have...
(Crowd: Kyaa~ Kamiya-kun~)
sfx: crowd squealing
Soichiro: I’m Soichiro Shinonome. Thank you all for coming today
(Crowd: Waaa Soichiro~)
sfx: crowd squealing
|Yukihiro: Next up is
Asselin: That’s me! You can call me Asselin Beelzebuth The Second!!
|Yukihiro: These two are...
Saki: I’m Papi Saki Mizushima~☆
(Saki: I’m so happy to be here~♡)
(Crowd: Kyaa~♡ Saki-chaaan!)
Makio: I am Makio Uzuki! I hope we all have fun today!
(Crowd: Waa~ Makioo~ Uzumaki~)
|Yukihiro: And now for...|
|sfx Saki: OK~!|
|Asselin: Our 6th member, Satan!!! (AHAHAHAHA!)
Asselin: Everybody, please give it up for My Lord Satan!
|(Crowd: Wohooo! Satan!! Sataaan~♡♡)
|Everyone: We are Cafe Parade!!|
ART COLLECTION LIVE[edit | edit source]
- Event: ART COLLECTION LIVE
The Feast of the Demons Who Split the Seasons[edit | edit source]
Welcome Cafe Parade![edit | edit source]
- Event: Welcome Cafe Parade!
|Our Exploit, Would Go Over Sea!|
|Yukihiro: Oh, yes. Yesterday we were walking around the city and...|
|Yukihiro: Shinonome and Asselin were called by all sorts of people
(Yukihiro: Just by watching I felt happy too)
(Fan girl 1: Kya~ Long Fei!?)
(Fan girl 2: Good luck!)
Makio: That film is popular in Hong Kong too!
|(Crowd: Long Fei~...)
(Crowd: Shi Gan Yun~♡)
sfx: Crowd fidgeting
|Yukihiro: ...Now both of you|
|Yukihro: Greet the customers in Hong Kong in your style!
Soichiro & Asselin: !!
(Crowd: Shi Gan Yun~!! Long Fei~!!)
Producer: There are many fan letters delivered from the Hong Kong fans!
|Saki: Kya~it's amazing! So many!
(Saki: I'm so happy~♡)
Makio: Our tiredness would blow off!
|Yukihiro: Wow, it seems like there are many letters written in Japanese
(Yukihiro: They've learnt it for us)
|(Letter: Dear Asselin BB II, Satan
I am, a fan, from Hong Kong.
When I first, saw both of you,...
and the new song, was really, really,...
Even from now on...
Outdoor Music Festival 2018[edit | edit source]
- Event: Outdoor Music Festival 2018
Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~[edit | edit source]
|Alan: "...A dream?"|
|Alan: "But for a dream its too..."|
|Alan : "...No"|
|Alan: "I'm just bothered by it too much..."|
|Director: Erm... I think you're putting a bit too much strength in.|
It's still around the 5th loop so let's go a bit more modest!
Asselin: All right.
|Staff: All right let's go take 2!|
|Director: Cut! It's still strong!|
|Director: Now you've held it too much!|
|Director: A bit more stronger!|
|Director: All right, that's OK!
|Yukihiro: Good job! You must be tired
(Yukihiro: How about a tea?)
Soichiro: That was a good scene. We can't be losing
|Asselin: ...I thought the time of demise would not arrive eternally...|
Fantastic Illumination 2018[edit | edit source]
- Event: Fantastic Illumination 2018
White Day Date 2019[edit | edit source]
- Event: White Day Date 2019
|A Forbidden Stratagem Enveloped in Mystery|
|sfx: chatter chatter
Saki: You know~
Yukihiro: That’s amazing.
|Saki: Oh, yeah, Asselin! You were filming for that date project a while back, right? What kinda date did you do?
|Asselin: W-well, that… about that… (incoherent)|
|Yukihiro: I’m also interested in that.
Soichiro: Did you think up the entire plan yourself?
sfx: (full of interest)
Asselin: Eh— Ah— Um…
Producer: The company in charge asked me to go over the Gehenna language, so I translated it here.
|Asselin: WHY!? (Why here!?)
Saki: Kyaaah~ I wanna see, I wanna see~♪
|Asselin: But… However…!
Yukihiro: Come on, isn’t it fine? We’ll end up watching it together when it’s released. (Let’s all check it together!)
Asselin: I… Is that so…!? (Is that really…!?)
|[onscreen text: Here’s the line of sugar… / This must be some sort of…]
Asselin: “In this location lies the single line of the angels’ tears…
|Makio: Producer, your translation is perfect!
Producer: I did my best!
Asselin: Oh! I expected nothing less of mine own Master!
|Soichiro: But this riddle-solving seems difficult.
Asselin: Verily. ’Twas a hardship.
|Yukihiro: Ah! Asselin’s lost. (Hahaha)
Asselin: (Where’s this…!?)
Asselin: …Thou mayst say that to me not, Kamiya.
|Saki: Awesome! You managed to break out safely!
Asselin: Fuhaha… ’Twas but a simple task.
|Makio: Going on a date with Asselin-san sure would be fun!
Saki: Right? Let’s all go on a date with him too! I wanna solve some riddles! Sounds interesting ♥️
|Makio: Sounds fun~ I wanna go too!
Yukihiro: Then, me too.
Soichiro: In that case, I shall as well.
Producer: Should I reserve spots for all of you, then?
|Asselin: V… Very well! I shall lead this group of brethren and guide the way!! (Fuhahaha!)
Meet, See, and Pet! Animal Safari Park[edit | edit source]
Fleeting Fragrance☆Perfume Live[edit | edit source]
Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish[edit | edit source]
Valentine's Live 2020[edit | edit source]
- Event: Valentine's Live 2020
Delivering Happiness! Honey Bees Live[edit | edit source]
Dreamy Balloon Festa[edit | edit source]
- Event: Dreamy Balloon Festa
Wedding Chapel Promotion[edit | edit source]
- Event: Wedding Chapel Promotion
Twinkle☆Sea-Firefly LIVE![edit | edit source]
- Event: Twinkle☆Sea-Firefly LIVE!
Molto Buono Pizza Live![edit | edit source]
- Event: Molto Buono Pizza Live!
Miracle Magic Wishacle♪Melody W!ng ~The Power of Shine~[edit | edit source]
Welcome to the Hotel Utmost[edit | edit source]
- Event: Welcome to the Hotel Utmost
A Sweet-Flavored Tale of Momotaro in Another World[edit | edit source]
7 Deadly Sins Live[edit | edit source]
- Event: 7 Deadly Sins Live
Heart-Pounding Cooking♪ Rabbit Kitchen[edit | edit source]
Gourmet Food Royale ~Exquisite Gourmet Adventure~[edit | edit source]
Rainy Night Dance ~All Smiles Through The Rainy Night!!~[edit | edit source]
Magical Halloween Festival 2021[edit | edit source]
Happy Jester Parade[edit | edit source]
- Event: Happy Jester Parade
Fresh☆Strawberry Live[edit | edit source]
- Event: Fresh☆Strawberry Live