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I Am Asselin, Satan's Servant!, Part 1

Page	Translation
	Asselin: Ahahaha!
	Asselin: My name is Asselin Beelzebuth II! Asselin: Servant of the noble devil king Satan, a great demon whose name is 72nd on Solomon's list! Asselin: Lost lambs! Freely fill your starved stomachs and give thanks!
	Asselin: Come to my and Satan's sides!! Yukihiro: What are you doing, Asselin!?
	Asselin: Huh!? Kamiya!? Asselin: Kamiya!? (Asselin: How rude!)
	(Sign: Kitchen)
	(Tag: Spiritual barrier)
	Yukihiro: I'm terribly sorry. Asselin: A barrier!? This is unfair, Kamiya!! Yukihiro: How is your food? Customer: ..D-Delicious...
	TO BE CONTINUED

I Am Asselin, Satan's Servant!, Part 2

Page	Translation
	Asselin: Damn
	Asselin: You think you can use this barrier against me!? Soichiro: (He's using it with all his might...) Asselin: And how can you lock me up in the first place!? Soichiro: (...)
	Soichiro: Asselin-san
	Soichiro: You're being loud
	sfx Soichiro: angry (Asselin: Aw crap)
	Asselin: Oh... Curses! Asselin: To throw me out the back door and discipline the other demons... (Asselin: Certainly a tragedy...)
	Cat: Meow
	Cat: Meow
	Asselin: Here, some sardines
	Asselin: How is it? Is it good? Cat: Meow!
	Asselin: Oh, it says it's good, Satan!
	Asselin: I'm glad
	Soichiro: Asselin-san, if you've calmed your head, please go back to preparing the ingredients Asselin: !
	Asselin: So my power is needed after all! Soichiro: Yes, it is
	Asselin: Leave it to me! I will prepare them at once! Soichiro: That would be helpful
	FIN

A Demon Art Solitary and Noble!, Part 1

Page	Translation
	Announcer: This year's International Cooking Competition top winner!
	Announcer: The great demon of the cooking world, Asselin BB II (Asselin: It's natural for everyone to bow before my cooking)
	(Asselin: This is what I believed...)
	(Asselin: And yet--) Chef: Quit screwing around! Asselin: !!
	Chef: You're a 'Great Demon'? I don't care Chef: I can't understand what you're saying! Are you mocking me?
	Chef: Get out!!
	Asselin: Since then, everywhere I went...no one tried to understand me (Chef 1: Huh? Satan? Huh??) (Chef 3: We are just fine)
	Asselin: What... Should I do...
	TO BE CONTINUED

A Demon Art Solitary and Noble!, Part 2

Page	Translation
	Yukihiro: Are you alright? Asselin: Wha-!
	Asselin: I--those from Hell like myself don't need umbrellas...! (How rude!) Yukihiro: Come on now, aren't you soaking wet?
	Yukihiro: If you'd like, you may come inside
	Yukihiro: Welcome to Cafe Parade!!
	Yukihiro: My name is Kamiya. Are you hungry? Asselin: Hm... I was captured by the jet black darkness, so my energy is a bit low...
	Yukihiro: Well then, please help yourself to our specialties!
	Asselin: My... Everything shines like a gem...you can sense the passion
	Asselin: I'm glad you're pleased with it
	Asselin: ...Ka-
	Asselin: Your name is Kamiya? Make a contract with me at once! Asselin: My name is Asselin Beelzebuth II! I'll show you this world's most wicked cooking!
	Yukihiro: ...It would be an honor
	Yukihiro: I'm looking forward to it, Asselin
	FIN

Special Issues

Green Parade

Event: Green Parade

X'mas Live 2014: -Side:Twinkle-, Ch. 1

Event: X'mas Live 2014: -Side:Twinkle-

Page	Translation
Battle in the Basement of the Department Store
	Asselin: Fufu, this deep crimson and sparkling, beautiful curves! Asselin: It overwhelms me...it's flawless!
	Asselin: You're quite good. You follow my every move... Shiro: Hehe
	Asselin: We shall settle this next time.
	TO BE CONTINUED

X'mas Live 2014: -Side:Twinkle-, Ch. 2

Event: X'mas Live 2014: -Side:Twinkle-

Page	Translation
クリスマスの町
	Asselin: (... No one notices...)
	Asselin: (If) Asselin: (Like this) Asselin: (No one notices me...)
	sfx: squeeze
	Asselin: (No one...)
	Makio: Asselin-san?
	Makio: Is something wrong?
	Asselin: ...It's nothing.
	Asselin: (I see)
	Asselin: (Right now,) (Shiro: We're gonna leave you) (Kanon: Hurry up) Asselin: (I am not alone.)
	Asselin: Let's be off, my fellow servants of Satan! Ahahaha!
	FIN

New Year! Great Prayer Festival Live, Ch. 1

Event: New Year! Great Prayer Festival Live

New Year! Great Prayer Festival Live, Ch. 2

Event: New Year! Great Prayer Festival Live

Blue Aquarium LIVE

Event: Blue Aquarium LIVE

Page	Translation
A Fated Meeting?
	Asselin: This is...!
	(Asselin: Ooh...!)
	Asselin: Mmhmm
	Asselin: I've been bestowed with a new familiar besides Satan! Asselin: The octopus which threatens the seas!! The Violet Devil! (Asselin: Ahahaha!)
	(Asselin: Hahahaha...)
	Asselin: !!
	Asselin: This familiar is for you Child: !
	Child: Really!? Asselin: Yes
	Asselin: This familiar is a good one. Treat it well
	Child: Thank you!
	Soichiro: ...Is that alright? Asselin: Yes
	Asselin: Making friends is a good thing, after all
	FIN

Milky Way Live 2015, Ch. 1

Event: Milky Way Live 2015

Milky Way Live 2015, Ch. 2

Event: Milky Way Live 2015

Sparkling Moon Viewing Night 2015

Event: Sparkling Moon Viewing Night 2015

Marching Band Parade 2015

Event: Marching Band Parade 2015

Arabian Night Live

Event: Arabian Night Live

Page	Translation
The Sabbath
	Soichiro: Is this really accurate? Makio: I'm kind of interested in seeing
	Saki: I'm back~
	Saki: This might just be legit...! (Saki: Hey~, you know what~?) (Makio: How was it?) Psychic: Next, please
	Asselin: Excuse me
	Psychic: Welcome Psychic: What shall we read today?
	Asselin: Is there anything you see...?
	Psychic: That would depend on what you want to know...wouldn't it? Asselin: ...
	Asselin: Can you tell me about the business named 'Sabbath'...?
	Psychic: ...I can't sense anything...
	Psychic: Well then Asselin: —How about the person named...
	Psychic: ...I see
	Psychic: ...I sensed there was a strong bond between you two Psychic: They're very important to you, aren't they?
	Asselin: ...They're my benefactor
	Psychic: I do not know their whereabouts Psychic: However, there still exists a strong bond between you two. This I can see
	Asselin: Really? Asselin: Just knowing that is enough
	FIN

Take a Breath☆Coffee Break

Event: Take a Breath☆Coffee Break

Cosmetic Tonight

Event: Cosmetic Tonight

Page	Translation
I Shall Master the Transformation Ceremony!
	Saki: Alright! Saki: Here they are♪ sfx: TA-DA!
	Asselin: A-Are there truly this many elixirs of glamour...?! (Asselin: How on Earth...) Saki: Well, duh~ (Saki: These are just the ones I personally own, too)
	Saki: This is foundation! It’s what you use as a base! Saki: And this is an eyelash curler!
	Saki: And this is mascara! (Asselin: ?) Asselin: Maracas? Yukihiro: OLE!!
	sfx Saki: Wrong! Saki: Not maracas! I said mascara! You use it to thicken your eyelashes! Look!
	sfx: brush brush
	Saki: Like that♡ (Saki: Way more than usual☆) sfx: perfect Asselin: Whoa!!
	Asselin: This tube brimmeth with mysticism! Magnificent, isn’t it?! Saki: Then, next you try too♪ (Saki: Got all the mascara off~) Asselin: Very well!
	(Asselin: Fufufu! Then, here I go!) (Saki: Giiive me your best shot!)
	sfx: GLOOM... Asselin: Saki... Say something... Anything...
	(Asselin: My apologies...)
	sfx Asselin: grumbling Saki: Ahahaha! It’s your first time, it was bound to happen! It’s alright! (Saki: This here is a makeup wipe!)
	Saki: Hey, let’s go again! One more time! (Saki: See? All gone♪)
	Asselin: Ah!
	(Asselin: Like this?) (Saki: Yep yep! You’re doing great♪)
	FIN

Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~

Event: Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~

Page	Translation
Long Fei, the Extraordinary Swindler
Woman: "Bet" Man: "Call"
	Long Fei: "Raise!" sfx: tap
	Dealer: "Showdown..."
	Dealer: "A full house!" sfx: BAM
	Long Fei: "Oh, my, is it that time, already?" Long Fei: "Excuse me, if you will" sfx: chatter chatter
	Man: Wait right there, you! You just had quite the winning streak, didn’t you?
	Man: I sure wish I were in your shoes, with that luck of yours... Why don’t you let me buy you a drink, Mister...?
	Long Fei: "Long" Long Fei: "Johnny Long!"
	Director: Alright, that’s a cut! It's OK! Asselin: ........! sfx: tremble tremble
	Asselin: SATAAAN!! sfx: wobble wobble
	Asselin: Uuu... sfx: squeeeze Soichiro: That was just the opening... Are you alright?
	Asselin: N-Nary a problem...
	Asselin: Satan! I ask thee, keep thine eyes upon my gallant figure and watch over me!
	FIN
Translator's Notes: Long Fei is the name of Asselin's character in this event.

ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Hokkaido

Event: ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Hokkaido

Baile of Love and Passion

Event: Baile of Love and Passion

Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~

Event: Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~

Retro Coffee Shop

Event: Retro Coffee Shop

Heavenly Gods Picture Scroll

Event: Heavenly Gods Picture Scroll

Page	Translation
Creation Myth
	sfx: chopping
	sfx: scatter
	Asselin: Hm.
	Asselin: (Become~ mine own~ sacrifice~) sfx: pop
	Yukihiro: Is tonight a beef stew…? Asselin: (Hum hum~♪)
	Asselin: Satan! The preparations for tonight’s banquet have been fulfilled!
	Asselin: For a brief while… I shall deepen my knowledge on the elder gods.
	sfx: rattling sfx: beeping
	Asselin: Finely done.
	sfx: droop…
	Asselin: (—Mixing this world…)
	Asselin: (The name of the one who does so is—…)
	Asselin: (Fuhahahaha!) Turn thy eyes upon this! It art the dark mythology of this kingdom’s birthing!
	Asselin: Indeed!
	Yukihiro: (You done?) Asselin: (Ohh, Kamiya! For tonight, I have completed the dark mythologies of the creation of this kingdom!! AAAHHAHHAHAHA!)
	Fin.

3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~

Event: 3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~

Page	Translation
We are Cafe Parade!
	Yukihiro: All right, let us introduce ourselves again!
	Yukihiro: I’m the leader, Yukihiro Kamiya! Hospitality is my specialty! And next we have... (Crowd: Kyaa~ Kamiya-kun~) sfx: crowd squealing Soichiro: I’m Soichiro Shinonome. Thank you all for coming today (Crowd: Waaa Soichiro~) sfx: crowd squealing
	Yukihiro: Next up is (Crowd: ASSELIIIIN!!) (Asselin: Ahahahaha!) Asselin: That’s me! You can call me Asselin Beelzebuth The Second!!
	Yukihiro: These two are... Saki: I’m Papi Saki Mizushima~☆ (Saki: I’m so happy to be here~♡) (Crowd: Kyaa~♡ Saki-chaaan!) Makio: I am Makio Uzuki! I hope we all have fun today! (Crowd: Waa~ Makioo~ Uzumaki~)
	Yukihiro: And now for...
	sfx Saki: OK~!
	(Asselin: !)
	Asselin: Our 6th member, Satan!!! (AHAHAHAHA!) Asselin: Everybody, please give it up for My Lord Satan!
	(Crowd: Wohooo! Satan!! Sataaan~♡♡) (Asselin: Success!)
	Everyone: We are Cafe Parade!!
	FIN

ART COLLECTION LIVE

Event: ART COLLECTION LIVE

The Feast of the Demons Who Split the Seasons

Event: The Feast of the Demons Who Split the Seasons

Welcome Cafe Parade!

Event: Welcome Cafe Parade!

Page	Translation
Our Exploit, Would Go Over Sea!
	Yukihiro: Oh, yes. Yesterday we were walking around the city and...
	Yukihiro: Shinonome and Asselin were called by all sorts of people (Yukihiro: Just by watching I felt happy too) (Fan girl 1: Kya~ Long Fei!?) (Fan girl 2: Good luck!) Makio: That film is popular in Hong Kong too!
	(Crowd: Long Fei~...) (Crowd: Shi Gan Yun~♡) sfx: Crowd fidgeting
	Yukihiro: ...Now both of you
	Yukihro: Greet the customers in Hong Kong in your style! Soichiro & Asselin: !!
	(Crowd: KYAAAAA!!) (Crowd: Shi Gan Yun~!! Long Fei~!!)
	sfx: Biff! Producer: There are many fan letters delivered from the Hong Kong fans!
	Saki: Kya~it's amazing! So many! (Saki: I'm so happy~♡) (Makio: Wa~) Makio: Our tiredness would blow off!
	Yukihiro: Wow, it seems like there are many letters written in Japanese (Yukihiro: They've learnt it for us) Asselin: .........
	(Letter: Dear Asselin BB II, Satan I am, a fan, from Hong Kong. When I first, saw both of you,... and the new song, was really, really,... Even from now on... Fight, ...)
	FIN

Outdoor Music Festival 2018

Event: Outdoor Music Festival 2018

Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~

Event: Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~

Page	Translation
Repeated Nightmare
	sfx: pant
	Alan: "W..."
	Alan: "WAAAAA!!!!"
	Alan: "...A dream?"
	Alan: "But for a dream its too..."
	Alan : "...No"
	Alan: "I'm just bothered by it too much..."
	Director: Cut!
	Director: Erm... I think you're putting a bit too much strength in. It's still around the 5th loop so let's go a bit more modest! Asselin: All right.
	Staff: All right let's go take 2!
	Director: Cut! It's still strong!
	Director: Now you've held it too much!
	Director: A bit more stronger!
	Director: All right, that's OK! (Asselin: *relieve*)
	Yukihiro: Good job! You must be tired (Yukihiro: How about a tea?) Soichiro: That was a good scene. We can't be losing
	Asselin: ...I thought the time of demise would not arrive eternally...
	FIN

Fantastic Illumination 2018

Event: Fantastic Illumination 2018

White Day Date 2019

Event: White Day Date 2019

Page	Translation
A Forbidden Stratagem Enveloped in Mystery
	sfx: chatter chatter Saki: You know~ Asselin: Ooh. Yukihiro: That’s amazing.
	Saki: Oh, yeah, Asselin! You were filming for that date project a while back, right? What kinda date did you do? Asselin: NGGHH—…!?
	Asselin: W-well, that… about that… (incoherent)
	Yukihiro: I’m also interested in that. Soichiro: Did you think up the entire plan yourself? sfx: (full of interest) Asselin: Eh— Ah— Um…
	Producer: Asselin!
	Asselin: Master! Producer: The company in charge asked me to go over the Gehenna language, so I translated it here. Could you confirm with me if this is correct?
	Asselin: WHY!? (Why here!?) Saki: Kyaaah~ I wanna see, I wanna see~♪
	Asselin: But… However…! Yukihiro: Come on, isn’t it fine? We’ll end up watching it together when it’s released. (Let’s all check it together!) Asselin: I… Is that so…!? (Is that really…!?)
	[onscreen text: Here’s the line of sugar… / This must be some sort of…] Asselin: “In this location lies the single line of the angels’ tears… It must be some sort of divine revelation gifted upon us.”
	Makio: Producer, your translation is perfect! Producer: I did my best! Asselin: Oh! I expected nothing less of mine own Master!
	Soichiro: But this riddle-solving seems difficult. Asselin: Verily. ’Twas a hardship.
	Yukihiro: Ah! Asselin’s lost. (Hahaha) Asselin: (Where’s this…!?) Asselin: …Thou mayst say that to me not, Kamiya.
	Saki: Awesome! You managed to break out safely! Asselin: Fuhaha… ’Twas but a simple task.
	Makio: Going on a date with Asselin-san sure would be fun! Saki: Right? Let’s all go on a date with him too! I wanna solve some riddles! Sounds interesting ♥️ Asselin: WHUT!?
	Makio: Sounds fun~ I wanna go too! Yukihiro: Then, me too. Soichiro: In that case, I shall as well. Producer: Should I reserve spots for all of you, then? Asselin: (Oogh…!)
	Asselin: V… Very well! I shall lead this group of brethren and guide the way!! (Fuhahaha!) sfx: thump
	Fin.

Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish

Event: Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish

Valentine's Live 2020

Event: Valentine's Live 2020

Delivering Happiness! Honey Bees Live

Event: Delivering Happiness! Honey Bees Live

Dreamy Balloon Festa

Event: Dreamy Balloon Festa

Wedding Chapel Promotion

Event: Wedding Chapel Promotion

Twinkle☆Sea-Firefly LIVE!

Event: Twinkle☆Sea-Firefly LIVE!

Molto Buono Pizza Live!

Event: Molto Buono Pizza Live!

Miracle Magic Wishacle♪Melody W!ng ~The Power of Shine~

Event: Miracle Magic Wishacle♪Melody W!ng ~The Power of Shine~

Welcome to the Hotel Utmost

Event: Welcome to the Hotel Utmost

A Sweet-Flavored Tale of Momotaro in Another World

Event: A Sweet-Flavored Tale of Momotaro in Another World

7 Deadly Sins Live

Event: 7 Deadly Sins Live

Heart-Pounding Cooking♪ Rabbit Kitchen

Event: Heart-Pounding Cooking♪ Rabbit Kitchen

Gourmet Food Royale ~Exquisite Gourmet Adventure~

Event: Gourmet Food Royale ~Exquisite Gourmet Adventure~

Rainy Night Dance ~All Smiles Through The Rainy Night!!~

Event: Rainy Night Dance ~All Smiles Through The Rainy Night!!~

Magical Halloween Festival 2021

Event: Magical Halloween Festival 2021

Happy Jester Parade

Event: Happy Jester Parade

Fresh☆Strawberry Live

Event: Fresh☆Strawberry Live