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Translator: takanoko
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png Ghost Snipers? 【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png I’ve heard of that title. It was a popular movie back when we were in elementary school.

Our parents will be happy to hear we’ll be in the remake movie.... uh, Yusuke?

【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png Gyaa~! ...The ghosts in these reference materials, they’re so realistic… ugh, they’re way too realistic…

Coach, I’m a coward. This kind of realistic stuff, I can’t do it, absolutely not~!

...It was a direct offer from the movie’s director? They were searching for twin idols that can handle action...

【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png We can’t really refuse under those circumstances. Also, look, there’s extra information in the materials.

The work itself is a horror with a comedic touch. The ghosts will be CG, it says.

You won’t see anything during filming, and both me and S.E.M will be there too. It’ll be fine!

【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png A-Are you sure...? But... ugh...

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【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita T.png The horror movie party was so fun! That was exciting☆
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png It seemed like Maita-kun had the most fun… It turned out to be a helpful reference.
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita T.png I was able to make it through totally fine. Ah~ that was scary...
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png Yamashita-kun, you also looked as if you were having fun though?
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita T.png I’m a scaredy-cat, but I’m the type that likes horror… hehe.

Speaking of scaredy-cats, it was unusual to see Yusuke so worked up.

【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png True. He was even startled by the sound of Maita-kun opening a bag of snacks.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita T.png Mister Kyosuke did say that Mister Yusuke is no good with scary things.

Even though it was for research, maybe we went overboard...

【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png I see… We ought to help out so Yusuke-kun and Kyosuke-kun can be at ease during filming.

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【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png Yusuke, I got the script from Coach.
【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png Our roles are twin team members. I’m a ghastly type of guy, and Kyosuke is an outgoing type...
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png An outgoing type, so it’ll be fine if I just copy the usual Yusuke, right?... just kidding♪

There’s twins in the remake this time, so there’ll be a lot of new dialogue.

It seems like they ramped up the actions scenes too, so it’s something that only we can do.

We’ll have to do our best. Right, Yusuke!

【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png I’ll do my best, but… It’s easy to attract ghosts to horror sets, you know…

I saw on the internet that those kind of hauntings happen a lot. I… ugh...

【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png D...Don’t say that kind of thing. You’ll make me worried too.

A-Anyway… me and everyone else will be there too. Keep your head up!

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【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita T.png Hey, Misters. I have a question, will you answer it?
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita T.png Alright. This old man doesn’t know much besides chemistry or horses though.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita T.png It’s not chemistry, but it should be no problem! I bought this book, you see♪
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png Hm… it seems this is a book concerning exorcisms and talismans.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita T.png Yes! Since there’s a lot of difficult kanji, I wanted the Misters’ help.

I heard Mister Yusuke is worried that ghosts might come during the filming.

When I saw it, I thought it could be helpful. We could use it as research for our acting too!

【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita T.png Haha… buying a book you can’t read for that kind of reason is a very Rui thing to do.
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png His intentions are in the right place though. We’ll gladly help.

Maita-kun’s role is an ace ghost exterminator, and Yamashita-kun is a genius scientist in charge of analysis and detection.

【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita T.png Hazama-san is playing an eccentric engineer that develops gadgets for ghost hunting…

This brings me back. I went to see that movie before college entrance exams...

【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita T.png Really? So that means you were a high school student? I was in elementary school around that time☆
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama T.png I was a college student. You can certainly feel the age difference with this school year grouping.
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita T.png I’m only a year off from you though. Someday I’d like to hear stories from you two’s school days.

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【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png Coach. Is it true the teachers are studying up on charms for their roles, and for us?

...So that ghosts don’t come to the filming… I see.

They’re thinking seriously about us… I’m relieved.

【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png We can depend on the teachers during filming. Why don’t we come up with a plan too?
【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png A plan?
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi T.png That’s right. You’re scared of something unexpected suddenly happening, right?

So, if you know where the ghosts will come from, you won’t be scared.

Let’s read and reread the script as many times as possible until we remember the flow of direction like the back of our hand.

It’ll be preparation for our roles, and help keep the fear at bay. It’s killing two birds with one stone, don’t you think?

【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi T.png I see… nice, Kyosuke! Let’s go ahead and read the script♪

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【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Ta-daー! The Ghost Snipers have arrived!

We’ll catch any ghost☆ You’ll get exterminated♪

【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png I got approval from the movie’s director. Let’s apply the charms at once.
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Ah… that director did say something.

They want us to make use of that exorcism knowledge to ad lib during filming it seems. What do you think?

【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Of course! If it ups the quality of the movie, then gladly☆
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png Let’s review the script then.
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png …Ooh, I got a good feeling with that.
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png Ghost extermination from any time and place, Eastern and Western… I’m looking forward to the finished product now.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Yeah! To make this a great movie, let’s have fun! Pump it up

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【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png The next site is Akihabara… It sounds like there’s been a lot of sightings here lately.
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png
There’s multiple ghost reactions… The data is insufficient. Don’t exterminate yet.
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png Yeah, yeah, I got it. That’s all from Tokito-san, so…

Since everyone has evacuated, it’s gotten quiet. There’s not a soul out here.

【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi+ T.png ...What is it, brother? You don’t need to tap my shoulder, I…?

(...Taishi is walking in front of me… That means the one tapping my shoulder is…!)

There you are, ghost… I’ll show you… a hell beyond hell… fufufufufu

【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png Ah man, looks like Soushi’s switch got flipped... sorry, Tokito-san☆
【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi+ T.png ...haha. The director praised us for having perfect timing.
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png Hehe, we were totally into it. Let’s keep this up!

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【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Akihabara is confirmed cleared. We were unable to acquire data however...
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png My vacuum beam’s not been too effective either…

Look out! Get down, Waku!

【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png ...kukuku. Foolish people make for a fine vessel. I quite like this...
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Waku’s gotten possessed by a ghost. Data is still insufficient… What should we do, Ooba?
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png In times like this, we do what we came here for… We’ll counter with an ancient repulsion method!

Purification! ... eeei! Chaotic•Demon•Dispersion!

【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png Wh-!? ...g, ghuaaagh…

You saved me… thank you, Ooba-san.

【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Upgrading the gadgets is a must. We have to hurry and pinpoint the origin of the disturbances…
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png ...Hazama-san, you’re really covered in salt… We really overdid it, didn’t we?
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png No, we have to be able to do this much due to the nature of the movie.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Yes! It became such a funny scene, even the director is happy☆

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【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png The upgraded gadgets feel great, but…

Since the door to the spirit world opened up, Akihabara is swarming with ghosts again.

【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi+ T.png Fufu… it’s gotten even more fun. You should delighted, brother…

We’ll defeat all of them… every last one of them until there’s zerooo…!

【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png That’s right. First up is the boss, that giant ghost!

...Hey, Ooba. I can hear you loud and clear. Our preparations here are OK. How’s it looking over there?

【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Perfect. Tokito and Waku have activated the device to close up the door!
【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png Roger! Now then… why don’t we go and save the world now ♪
【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi+ T.png It’s actually pretty fun defeating ghosts. It’s like a game!

I have to properly thank everyone for thinking of all kinds of things for my sake…

【W-ATTACKER】Kyosuke Aoi+ T.png Let’s do that after everything is over. There’s still filming left to be done, after all.
【Ghost Snipers】Yusuke Aoi+ T.png Yeah! Let’s keep running through like this until the end, brother!

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【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png The door to the spirit world closed without a problem… Case closed, huh…!
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Hm. We lost a valuable sample. It’s truly a shame.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Now that the disturbances have calmed down, we’re not gonna be seeing much business.
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png ...No, I don’t think so. Please, look at the radar.
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Canada, France, Luxembourg, Australia… That’s crazy, it’s all over the world!
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Forcing the door to the spirit world closed resulted in smaller holes opening in various other places, huh...
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Haha, that’s just fine. We’re back in business!

Wherever you are, don’t hesitate to call us! The world awaits! Ghost Snipers!

【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png The filming ended without a hitch!

...thanks. Good work☆

【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png ...Hey, Rui. Who are you talking to?
【A-ATTACKER】Rui Maita+ T.png Well, the staff member… huh, there’s nobody here?
【Ghost Snipers】Michio Hazama+ T.png M, Maita-kun...
【Ghost Snipers】Jiro Yamashita+ T.png Hiiiー...Purification! Total demon dispersion~!