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Cafe Parade participated in a charity event. With every member helping out in the stores, the excitement grew for their sweet performance.
Cafe Parade's members are at the charity event 'Green Parade' in order to star in their live.
But the bustling venue is in a topsy-turvy mess!?
While helping out with the busy stores, the idols start to prep for their live.
Serve up the main dish of a performance to make the fans feel happy!
See: Green Parade/Event Scenes
Translator: madoka_asuran • Transcript: wikiwiki.jp
Now guys, are you ready? Let's help out those busy pop-up stores.
OK! Not only will people come to our live, we want to make everyone here happy, anyway ♪
Satan eke recites thither shalt beest a suitable sacrifice for the dark ceremony…
Surely Producer-san would be happy if it could help advertise our performance.
I can smell cake somewhere... I've got no choice but to help out!
Right, it's great for everyone to have a postivie attitude for now.
I shalt headeth for the table of repentance right hence! Wait for 't! Ahahaha!
Wouldn't the children be afraid of him? There's so many of them today.
That's the kind of thing we can help each other out with. Righto, then, let's go!
What's wrong, Asselin? You’re flustered. Are you not feeling well...?
T-The denizens of light art... throwing the word of curses to I, the kin of darkness......
Ehh, what happened!? Did they say something rude to you!?
They did state me with yond abominable word 'genius', and they coequal handshaked me...
Ooh! So you just ran away 'cause you were embarrassed? Asselin, you're actually surprisingly shy~
Wh...!? I'm—, nay, I am the mission of the deep darkness, servant of Satan! *
Well, you can't really help it if you end up yelling "GENIUS!" while eating Asselin's food~
C-Coequal thee, Saki! Is’t still the fate of kin of darkness to beest did oppress!!
Ah, Asselin...!? He ran away...
* Here, Asselin refers to himself using the pronoun
僕 at first (implying that he has switched into his 'true' casual way of speaking), then flips back to speaking in a grandiose manner.
Ehh! Your face is sooo blue now, Asselin! Did something happen again?
Satan... I lost Satan...
Mmm~? He looks like he's on your shoulder, though...
What should I do now... that's it, I can go back to the countrysi—...
Hey, Asselin... what's wrong with you? You're like, shaking...
Ah... Satan... Ah...
AHH—! Asselin fainted—!!!
OMG! This store is so pipu-cute!! I want to bring these park decorations back home, too—!
Saki, I wast wondering but what is pipu? Is't a new class in the demons?
Eh? Asselin, what are you talking about? Pipu means something like pipu~☆
Personally, I can't understand what the two of you are saying sometimes.
How couldst thee sayeth yond Soichiro! Though I concur yond Saki doest manipulate mysterious words...
Hey—! You use weird words too, Asselin! I'm puku-angry!
What is puku-angry!? Is't a new did summoned beast?! What kind of sorcery is't!?
That might be cute, actually...!? Like, pukupuku~
......Let me try and use it. It's about time to go back out to help, and if you don't, I'll be 'puku-angry'.
That's Mizushima-san for you. You've got a good reputation from customers of all ages.
Ehehe~ All fo the customers in this event are sooo kind!
Though in the crowded stores, problems are bound to happen. Please be careful.
Ro~ger that☆ In that case, I'll papipue call Asselin, so it'll be fine!
Who is't!! Hath just did summon me, anon! Fuahahaha!
I agree, he's a good bodyguard. However, you left your dish behind.
NUOH!? Condition of fire is the essence! What is the matter with me!!
Phew~ At last we can rest.
Must be tired, Makio. You were working really hard. The clerks were so grateful.
That's because you two were here to help. I'm so glad, though...
Ah, Roll!! Kamiya!! Great job. Phew, nonetheless, my eyes feel a little dizzy~...
Thanks a lot to Saki-chan, too. We managed it somehow.
However, your brilliant customer service was quite good.
Totes agreed! The girlies were enchanted by your smile~
No way... but I love everyone who eats cake deliciously.
Wah! Roll, you're actually a natural prince. You know that'll get you hurt one day~
Ehhh, what do you mean? When you say it like that, it sounds scary~
Yes, there's no problem with the baking. The delicate pastel colors are appearing well.
Yohoo, Soichiro, I'm here to help! Ah, those macarons are cute ☆
Hi there, are you doing okay? Here's your package: some cold coffee.
Package? Are you doing a delivery?
Yeah, I heard that the coffe shop I'm helping out with and this store are doing business together.
We can order sweets, tea, and coffee from each other's stores, and I'm the delivery man.
That's a good business setup. Unlike a certain cafe owner.
Hahaha, don't say that. I'm thinking about it a lot too, see?
What are you saying when you can't even account your sales well.
Fufu, you guys are always in a good relationship in the end, anyway ♪
Alright, the number of customers seems to have calmed down. Let's prepare for the live.
Oh, you've finished your work. I'm done with mine too, so I just came over.
Okay, I'll leave once I've told the clerks. Since the main event is waiting for us now.
It was a good promo; seems everyone is coming to our live.
Right, we got many people to remember us.
Next we'll be on stage as the main act— singers—, not just as helpers.
Everyone's personalities are too strong just to be singers, though.
Oh, don't say that. Then I might become Vepar instead of a singer.
What do you mean by that, something-par.
It's a secret to you as well, Shinonome. That's right, you should go and get a name as well.
...No thanks. I have a bad feeling about this.
Kya~! This costume is sooo pretty! Look at this headband! It has a bright red berry on it!
Yeah, it fits you completely, Saki-chan. Having matching costumes is delightful!
I finally hath't fallen feathers! Ahahaha!
Seems like Satan-san is wearing the costume as well. The details look good.
Guys, I get how excited you are about our new costumes, but... take a look at the audience seats.
Wah! It's full of people! Ah! They're from the store I helped!
Wow... so many people came for us... I'm getting nervous...
F-Fuahaha, this shiver is did caused by the joy 'gainst invitation to hell...!
Getting nervous is the proof that you want to give this your all. That's fine.
Like it or not, we're about to begin. Let's do this.
Yeah... let's make everyone in this venue happy.
(I-I wonder why... everyone is smiling... but something's missing...)
(Soichiro... even Roll looks anxious... okay, let me give it a try!)
Guys! You're not energetic enough! Now, to the beat of my clapping!
(Saki-chan... amazing! Okay, let me make the audience even more pumped!)
That's it, guys! Then, let's mimic the movement of Soichiro's arms ☆
Oh, by the way, it might look like his eyes are closed, but he can see all of you ☆
...I see how it is. I can see 'til the back too! Please follow me firmly!