Idols in Wonderland/Event Scenes

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Translator: Cait
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Aw, those cards are cute! And so is that mushroom! Wow~!
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png So we're doing a photoshoot today, huh. This brand's based on Alice in Wonderland, right?
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png What kind of story was that again?
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png What, you don't know? Alice gets really big, then gets small...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png The Queen of Hearts bosses her around with unreasonable demands too.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Yeah! And there's a weird cat and caterpillar.
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Woah... maybe I should read the book so I can play the part...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Good idea, Nao-kun! Kanon will think of some cute poses~!

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【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Ryo, Daigo. What magazine are you reading?
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Ah, Kazuki-san! We were trying to see what kind of feel the clothing brand we're wearing this time has.
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...So you're reading that magazine to research?
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Yes. It sounds like the cameraman is very in demand...

I want to try to show off our abilities, even more than we usually do.

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png When I thought ‘bout it, I realized that this is gonna be our first time doin' a real photoshoot.
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...It is. The Mode Collection photoshoot was only for a poster.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png I wonder if I'll do a good job at our first photoshoot... I'm sorta worried.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png It'll be fine, Daigo-kun! I can teach you all sorts of things!

Let's work together to make this photoshoot a total success!

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【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png First, how about we practice for our photoshoot?
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...How, specifically, are we going to practice?
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png I think it's most important for you two to get used to being in front of the camera.

That's why we're going to use our phone cameras and do a visual lesson!

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png I get it. Then let's start right away!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Okay. Ryo, use my phone's camera.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Alright! I'm going to start taking pictures of you!
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Take some cool pictures of me, Ryo! I'm countin' on ya! Wahaha!

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【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Kazuki-san, please do a sexy pose for the camera!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Sexy? Like this?
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png That was great, Kazuki-san! Next up is Daigo-kun! Look mysterious!
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png M-mysterious? How am I s'posed to do that?!

M-maybe, like... this?

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Yeah, okay! ...Now then, let's check how the pictures turned out.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Let's see... woah, Sensei's poses are startin' to look good!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...So it's starting to come together now, huh? How are Daigo's pictures?
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png ...Mine sure turned out terrible. How'd that happen...

I know! Ryo, can ya show me an example?

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Yeah, I can! Then, this time, you two can try taking pictures of me!

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【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Please look sad for the first picture, Ryo.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Okay. Sad... right? *
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Woah, that's just what I'd expect from ya! Let's make the next one look fun!
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Fun, right? * Ufufu. ♪
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Wait a minute, Ryo... I want you to see the picture that I took just now.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png ...Gyaoooon?! I ended up posing like a girl~!

Oh, did I get so into it that I slipped back into some of my old habits...?

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png I think it's fine the way it is. It's a cute picture!
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png No...! I won't be able to please the cameraman, or even myself, with something like this!

Now that it's come to this...! Let's do some special training, you two!

* These lines are direct references to lines that are spoken by the idols during visual lessons in the iDOLM@STER console games. This includes Dearly Stars, so this possibly shows that Ryo is truly reverting back to his old ways in this scene.

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【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Eh, I'm going to be Alice? Alice is a girl, right? A-am I going to be wearing a skirt...?!
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Eh~, Kanon's going to be the King of Hearts*? No way! I want to be the White Rabbit!

Ryo-kun's going to be a rabbit? Boo, Ryo-kun's a meany~.

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Don't say that sorta stuff. I don't wanna be a rabbit! I'm a wolf!
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png But that's good, right! Bunnies are cute! The king definitely is not cute!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Now, don't say that... let's go see the outfits first.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Ugh... this is part of our job, too, so... it's too early to make up our minds without seeing the outfits first.

Look, I'm not planning on ever taking it easy, so let's hurry up and go!

【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png I'm interested in seeing Alice's outfit too. Kanon-kun, let's go?
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Awww~, oh well. I don't wanna, but I'll go with~.

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【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Hahaha! You're in the presence of the King of Hearts, lower your head! Kneel before me!
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png What, you really seem like you're back in a good mood.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Ehehe, it's because the king's clothes are super cute!

Kanon can do a good job if the king is like that!

【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png My Alice role is a boy, too. I'm glad that I won't have to wear a skirt...

But, I haven't done a lot of photoshoots before... sigh...

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png What? Well, then Kanon can give you some lessons. You can leave it to me. ♪
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Oh, thanks! Kanon!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Yeah, I think things will turn out okay if you teach me. I'm counting on you.

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【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Now go boing and shake your hips, then show them a nice smiley smile!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png L-like this...? Boing, then smiley?
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png No, no, if you're shy about it, it'll end up looking bad instead. Go all out and go like, bang!

As long as you learn Kanon's special pose, ‘Justice☆Cute', the photoshoot will go perfectly!

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Justice☆Cute!

...H-how's that?!

【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png J-... Justice-Cute!


【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Aw come on~, don't be shy. Try again!
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png G-got it... Mr. Demon Kanon!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Kanon-kun is strict during times like this, isn't he... ha... hahaha...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png I can hear you, you know.

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【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Hah... hah... h-how about that! That was our hundredth time doing the Justice Hell lesson...
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png That special training was terrible... but it's finally over...

This is our Justice☆Cute pose...!

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Yeah, it's perfect! We did it... I-I'm tired...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Yeah, you two did great! Kanon is so moved that he can't see through his tears.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Thank you, Mr. Kanon...!
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Now that we've done our lessons, I know that we will do a great job at the photoshoot. ♪
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png That'd be nice! We did so many lessons!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Y-... yeah, that's true. I hope the cameraman approves.

But... I wonder if I'll be able to do this well during the real photoshoot...

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【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Ryo, there's something I want to ask you before we do our special training.

...What do you think I should do so that the photoshoot will go better?

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png When I worked as a female idol, I did a lot of photoshoots...

I think it might be important to use your strengths to your advantage. So first, let's think of what your strengths are!

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Yeah, that makes sense! I'm gonna figure out what my strengths are with this special trainin'!

Speakin' of, what do ya think is your appeal, Ryo?

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Ummm... I've been told that my waistline and crying face are charming, but...
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...You probably won't be able to use those now, huh.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png A-ahaha... I have to think of some new strengths for myself, too...!

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【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png We gotta think of our own strengths first, right?
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...My own appeal... I honestly don't have the slightest idea.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Me neither. I'm surprised by how much I don't know about myself.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png You don't have to think about it so hard, you two!

Daigo-kun, one of your strengths is your smile... And Kazuki-san, your gaze is so good that it makes me want to follow your example!

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png So I can use my smile to my advantage! Well then, ya can leave that to me!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...My gaze is an asset for me? I see.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png Then let's keep that in mind and take some pictures!

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【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Good job, you guys! Now it's my turn.
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Yes. Okay, I'm going to start taking pictures now.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png ...I have to make sure that I don't look girly. I have to pose like a man...!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Ryo, your poses look awkward. Relax.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Ya gotta take it easy... I know. Ryo, pose like you're a boy who's in love!
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png ...What?! A boy who's in love... l-like this?!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Next, do a gyaooon pose.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Gyaooon! ...Wait, Kazuki-san, what was that~?!
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Wahaha! Looks like ya were able to relax!
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki T.png Oh, so you did that for me... alright, I'm fine now! Please continue the photoshoot!

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【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png That was some great special trainin', everyone! Now, how ‘bout we compare these pictures and the ones we took before we did the trainin'!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...Our expressions and poses improved quite a bit, thanks to the special training.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto T.png Woah, that's great! Now I'm excited for the real photoshoot

...By the way, Ryo, did ya think of what your strength is?

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png To be honest... I haven't. Oh... what should I do...?
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo T.png ...I know what your strength is. Your photos make it obvious.

...Whether you're serious, troubled, smiling, or embarrassed... ...Your many different expressions are your strengths.

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png Okay... so my expressions are my strengths... Kazuki-san, thank you!

You two! Let's do our best and make this a good photoshoot!

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【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png I'm Nao Okamura! I'll be in your care.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Alright, it's time for us to see the results of Kanon's lessons!
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Yeah! Here we go! One, two, Justice☆Cute!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Justice☆Cute! 【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png ...
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png What~ a retake?! But we did it just like Kanon told us to!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png They said both Shiro and I have to try again after our break...
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png They said our pictures weren't what they were expecting, too...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Awww... n-no way...

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【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Okay, here you go. I brought some juice.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Thanks, Nao. Here, you drink some too, Kanon.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png ...I'm sorry~. I thought we did a good job~!
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Don't worry about it. It's just that those poses weren't for us.
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Yeah, Justice☆Cute is a pose that's right for you.

Even if we do it the same way you do, of course it wouldn't look good.

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png You taught us that pose because you were thinking of us, right? So it's totally fine.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Yeah... okay. Alright, let's drink some juice and cheer back up!
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png But either way, my pose is... what should I do now~?!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Yeah, that's true...

I know! I have a good idea!

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【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png You have an idea that could help us take good pictures?
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Yeah. I thought of it when I was looking at the outfits...

How about we use what we're good at?

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Whaddya mean?
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Ummm, look at this book.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Is that an Alice picture book...?
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png It is. Look, try turning the pages.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Wow~ it's a pop-up book! This is fun~!
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Let me turn the pages too! Haha, so the rabbit is that kind of character!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Come on, don’t rush through it. Turn through them in order~.

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【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png This photoshoot is Alice-themed, so I'm wondering if we should get into character.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Get... into character? Even though there's no script?
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png We don't have a lot of experience doing photoshoots, but we have acted before.

We've done this sort of work before, so I know we can do it.

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana T.png Hm, okay... so I'll be this March Hare...

I feel like I can do this! F-LAGS is doing their shoot now, so we've got some time.

【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Yeah, it looks like now's the time to do some practice.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno T.png Kanon will help too! I learned about how to be the King of Hearts from the picture book!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura T.png Okay then, let's use all the time we've got to master Alice!

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【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png Looks like Mofumofuen's havin' a rough time with the photoshoot.
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...However, it seems like they have something up their sleeve. They were practicing behind the scenes.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png Mofumofuen is giving it all they've got...

We should go all out too!

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png Yeah, of course! I'm still no good at posin', but...

I'm gonna make everyone smile by smilin' myself!

【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...We have to go beyond the expectations they have for us, for our fans.

...The photoshoot appears to be ready. Let's go.

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【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png I'm ready for ya to start the photoshoot!

...Huh? Cameraman, ya don't look too happy. I'll make ya smile with my smile! So let's start shootin'!

【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...A side glance, downcast look, or looking straight at the camera... eyes speak eloquently.

...My gaze is an asset of mine... I have to use that to my advantage.

【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png I should look cool, right? I understand... like this?

...Alright! I'm doing a good job of showing off my expressions! I think this will be a good picture that shows who I am!

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png Great work on the photoshoot!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...The cameraman was strict, just as the rumors said, but... we were still able to take some good pictures.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png Yes! It was a great success!

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【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png ...Huh? What's wrong, Kazuki-san? Is there something on your mind...?
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...During the photoshoot, I realized how talented you are again.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png Yeah. It really shows. It's just what I'd expect from ya!
【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...Though it is frustrating, I must admit that there is a difference in Ryo and I's ability.
【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png Yeah. Ryo's always a step ahead of us. It makes me feel a lil' impatient...
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png Kazuki-san, Daigo-kun...

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【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png If it's like Daigo-kun said, and I'm a step ahead of you…

Then you two have to hurry and catch up to me!

【Wonderland】Daigo Kabuto+ T.png ...That's not somethin' that's easy to say. You're surprisin'ly Spartan! Wahaha!

But you're right. I've gotta give it my all!

【Wonderland】Kazuki Tsukumo+ T.png ...I agree. Someday soon, I will catch up... no, I will surpass you.
【Speedy Guide】Ryo Akizuki+ T.png Ahaha, how promising! That's the spirit!

Of course, I won't stand still either! Let's run forwards with all we've got, together!

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【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png "Oh nooo! The tea party isn't ready yet!"
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png "Wait, Mr. Rabbit! You don't have to be in such a hurry. The tea isn't going anywhere!"
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png "This won't do! After all, the King of Hearts is on his way here! Look, there he is!"
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png "Hahaha! I'm going to devour some tea, and gulp down some cake~!"
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png "I think you mean the other way around..."
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png "Do you have a complaint, Alice?! I'll have your head if you do."
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png Fufu, we're really getting into these roles. I hope our fans enjoy it too.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png Yeah, I think we'll do great now!
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png We should act like this until it's over. ♪
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png Yeah, let's do our best! Kanon-kun, Shiro-kun!

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【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png Great job everyooone!
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png Whew... the photoshoot is finally over.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png You both did great! You were sooo cute~!

Nao-kun's Alice felt like he was being swayed by Wonderland... And the role of the silly March Hare was perfect for Shiro-kun. ♪

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png No, it's all ‘cause Nao showed us that picture book.

When I heard that I'd be a rabbit, I thought it'd be cute, but... When I saw the picture book, I started thinking that I should act more silly. You really helped us out, Nao. Thanks!

【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png N-... no, you don't have to thank me... ehehe, I'm glad that I could be helpful.

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【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png Alright, now that we're done changing, let's head back~.
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png ...Zzz... zzz...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png Huh? Nao-kun fell asleep.
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png Hey c'mon, why're you sleeping here like a little kid?
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png He must be super tired. But we have to wake him up and go back...

Nao-kun, Nao-ku-...

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png Tch... let him sleep.
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png Okay. Ufufu... Nao-kun looks like Alice when he's sleeping.
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png Wait... Mr. Rabbit... *mumble*...
【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png Haha, sounds like Alice-kun is still lost in Wonderland.

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【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png *mumble*... hm... what... I...

Oh no! I fell asleep... I'm sorry, Kanon-kun! Shiro-ku-...

【Wonderland】Shiro Tachibana+ T.png *snore*... *snore*... *mumble*...
【Wonderland】Kanon Himeno+ T.png ...Zzz... zzz... ehehe...
【Through the Maze】Nao Okamura+ T.png ...Huh? They're sleeping, too...

Hey, wake up~. Kanon-kun, Shiro-kun. ...They won't wake up. It looks like they're sleeping soundly. Oh well... today was tiring. Fufu... I'll pat their sleepy heads. You both did great... get some rest.