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Idols Will Save Our Students!, Part 1

Page	Translation
	Announcer: Our secret guests are Jupiter! Michio: Idols are... impressive. Rui: They really are! Rui: To the students, idols are better than studying, I suppose. Jiro: Well, that's how they are at that age.
	Michio: ... Really...?
	Michio: ... Alright.
	Michio: I will become an idol! (Rui: Wow!)
	TO BE CONTINUED

Idols Will Save Our Students!, Part 2

Page	Translation
	(Letter of Resignation)
	Rui: Mister Hazama!
	Rui: Are you really going to quit being a teacher?
	Michio: Yes...
	Michio: I've always been thinking of the students.
	Michio: I vowed to put my heart and soul Michio: into leading them.
	Michio: However, that wasn't enough.
	Michio: It's not education which guides our students, Michio: but idols!
	Michio: ... Those 3 idols from the other day made me realize this. Michio: If I can do it as an idol...
	Michio: Maita-kun,
	Michio: Yamashita-kun,
	Michio: If possible, I'd like you two to help me.
	FIN

What's Important is Passion!, Part 1

Page	Translation
	(Sparkling New Star Audition)
	Michio: 10 losses in a row... huh...?
	Rui: I'm running out of money and getting lonely. Jiro: Maybe being idols really is impossible...
	Michio: No, Michio: What's important is passion!
	Michio: If we make a passionate appeal, Michio: surely, we'll get Michio: these feelings through!
	TO BE CONTINUED

What's Important is Passion!, Part 2

Page	Translation
	Michio: (Our 11th time...)
	Michio: (This time...) Michio: (All of our passion had to get through.)
	Michio: (This time...!)
	Interviewer: Why did you decide to be an idol?
	Michio: Because it is necessary for the youths to devote themselves to their passions! Michio: And we, for the youth, will motivate them with something we've passionately put our all into!
	Michio: To open up the future is our driving force! Michio: We will passionately pour our hearts into becoming top idols!
	Interviewer: And how will you do that? Michio: Certainly!
	Michio: Let's go!
	Michio: Passionate Pose!
	Interviewer: ... will announce the result. Interviewer: Number 17.
	Interviewer: You pass! (Rui: Woohoo!) (Jiro: Oh...)
	FIN

Special Issues

Halloween Carnival, Ch. 1

Event: Halloween Carnival

Page	Translation
Halloween Theory
	sfx: thud
	sfx: slam (Whiteboard: Halloween is!?)
	Michio: Now, I will announce the research results in regard to making the next Halloween parade successful.
	Michio: So, first, from the philosophy of fear, Jiro: Too professional!
	Michio: Is that so? Another theme is 100 horror films– the origin of bloody Dracula... (Michio: I stayed up all night researching it.) Jiro: Too scary!
	Jiro: Children are also coming, so you don't have to rely on just scaring people. (Jiro: Geeeez) Rui: That's right!
	Rui: Halloween isn't just about frightening others!
	Rui: After all, everyone enjoying themselves is best! (Rui: Aha) Michio: I see...
	sfx: gleam Michio: If that's the case,
	sfx: writing Michio: I will need a more detailed calculations in order to deliver a kind of fear that will please the onlookers. (Rui: Wow!) Rui: Mister Hazama's ideas are always fantastic! Jiro: (Once he gets like this, it can't be stopped...)
	Michio: At the parade, I will be more fun and scarier than anybody else!! Rui: Alright, I won't lose! sfx: clench
	FIN

Halloween Carnival, Ch. 2

Event: Halloween Carnival

Page	Translation
Next Year, For Sure, Will Be...!
	sfx: fwooosh (cape rustling) Michio: Alright, let us head to the starting point of the parade. (Rui: Oh–!!)
	Michio: How wonderful... (Girl: Kyaaaa) (Boy: Scaaary)
	(Michio: Hmm...) Michio: How is it they're having so much fun even after being so frightened.
	Michio: In comparison to myself... sfx: all alone, flutter... (Girl (whispering): Look, that guy's really cool–) (Other girl (whispering): Kyaaa, super cool~)
	Michio: Why... My theory was perfect...
	Rui: There's no giving up now! Rui: Everything about Mister Hazama is a part of his charm! sfx: pat
	Michio: ...... Michio: ... I see.
	Michio: My research simply seemed to be lacking. (Rui: Have you cheered up?)
	Rui: What are you going to do? sfx: writing on paper Michio: I am recording the behavior of that Frankenstein, and I will use this knowledge for next year.
	sfx: serious face Michio: Next year, I will do Frankenstein. Rui: Eh–!! It's too early to think about next year!! (Rui: Mister Hazama is way too serious!!)
	FIN

Autumn Idol Collection

Event: Autumn Idol Collection

Page	Translation
The Linear Function of One's Fighting Spirit
	(Jiro: Oh)
	Michio: ......... sfx: gloomy
	Jiro: ... Huh, what an amazing aura you're giving off. (Jiro: Hmm) sfx: muttering
	sfx: gently leaning over Jiro: Are you okay? Michio: That's not...
	Jiro: Just as I expected, I'm a bit nervous myself. Michio: (A bit?) sfx: adjusts glasses
	sfx: slap Michio: Think about it:
	sfx: paper rustles Michio: Based on the number of ticket sales, Michio: today's turn-out is expected to be over 3000 guests...
	sfx: slap Michio:△□%÷☆○☆&$#V%$$□○ (Jiro: ??)
	Michio: Ωαβ+ΣVγ= (Jiro: ????)
	Michio: ... So that is why today I must put on a fighting spirit. sfx: serious face Jiro: Oh yeah...
	Jiro: Well, your enthusiasm has great reach.
	Jiro: Let's do our best. sfx: pats (Michio: Hm)
	FIN

Doremifa★Melody

Event: Doremifa★Melody

Page	Translation
Leave Your Child's Education to Me!
	Staff: Before we start recording, please become good friends with the children!
	Staff: Please act as another one of the children or an older brother to them♬ Rui: OK! Jiro: Yeah... Michio: Certainly, such preparations are important.
	Michio: Let's go! sfx: serious face
	sfx: chattering sfx: waaa, kyaaaa
	Michio: What is it you're doing? sfx: nervousness
	Michio: Let's play together– with big bro! Kid: Mama~
	(Rui: Such cute animals– Are these your friends?) sfx: kya kya, lively chatter
	Michio: I also had this experience many times as a teacher...
	Michio: But now I am an idol! sfx: flaring up
	Michio: Using methods unique to idols is the key to success!
	sfx: stomp
	Michio: Kobuta-san and I Michio: are your friends!!
	sfx: staring silently
	FIN

Fresh☆Strawberry Bunch

Event: Fresh☆Strawberry Bunch

Page	Translation
The Perfect Strawberry
	Michio: There’s this many fruits attached to these bushes... Rui: It’s amazing!
	sfx: totally absorbed
	sfx: sniff sniff
	Michio: ... Hmm.
	Michio: I have decided on this strawberry. This shape and color... it has the perfect luster!!
	Rui: Mister Hazama! Look at this, look at thiiis! sfx: tap tap (light running)
	Rui: Wah!! sfx: slips
	sfx: thwack!! (Drops)
	Ah...
	Michio: ......... sfx: gloom Jiro: ... You really liked that strawberry that much. (Waaah) Rui: Sorry Mister Hazama... (Your precious strawberry is...)
	sfx: gasp
	Michio: Right, it can be restored if washed in water. A basic error I overlooked. sfx: fwisshhh (water running) Rui: That’s right! As one would expect of Mister Hazama! (Wow!)
	Michio: ... Please excuse me for showing such childish behavior. (Michio: Don’t worry about it, Maita-kun.) sfx: serious face Jiro: Glad you were able to recover it. Well now, let’s eat some sweet things to settle down. (Jiro: Here) (Rui: Yaaay)
	FIN

Osu! Idol Cheering Squad!

Event: Osu! Idol Cheering Squad!

Page	Translation
Logical... It's Not!?
	Michio: Aaah
	Michio: AAAH
	Michio: Only 70 decibels, huh...
	Michio: Ideally, I need to reach 100 for this part, or at least 90. (Michio: Sigh...)
	Michio: If I want to improve my range, I must train my abdominal muscles, but I won’t be able to see much improvement if I start this late... Michio: Perhaps if I study some voice-training theories to control my range...
	Michio: Really now...
	Michio: Yamashita-kun! Take your training seriously!
	Michio: ...... sfx: fast asleep
	sfx: breathes in
	Michio: YAMASHITA-KUN, Michio: WAKE UP Jiro: !!? sfx: ack
	(Jiro: Oh, Hazama-san.)
	FIN

Kitchen Idol! Which Curry SHOW

Event: Kitchen Idol! Which Curry SHOW

Page	Translation
Q) Find the Ultimate Curry
	Michio: Hmm... sfx: warm~
	Jiro: As expected, it just took getting the order right. Rui: (Right) Let's try this recipe again when we get back to the office! Michio: You two, you are aware we did not just come here to eat. Do not forget this is serves as research for winning the competition.
	Michio: Hm... However, imitation alone will not please judges with such refined tastes.
	Michio: Further research is required! sfx: tap
	(Sign: Curry) (Jiro: Yawns)
	(Whiteboard: Curry Showdown Recipe Idea Conference)
	(Ken: Thank you for your hard work.)
	(Sign: Authentic Indian Curry) Jiro: Well... this is the only curry place we haven't been to...
	sfx: doomed Michio: Yes... Rui: "Having curry every day, I'm about to give up... (Let this be a dream)"
	Michio: You must endure it for victory, Maita-kun. (Shopkeeper: Welcome!)
	sfx: munch munch munch
	Jiro: !!! Jiro: Hazama-san...! Michio: Yes... We've finally found it...
	Michio: The ultimate curry!! (Rui: Delicious!!)
	Michio: Alright... Upon returning is special training!! (Thank you, shopkeeper!!)
	FIN

Xmas Live 2015 -Side:Knights Live-

Event: Xmas Live 2015 -Side:Knights Live-

Page	Translation
Missing Something?
	(Whiteboard: Special Christmas Live)
	Michio: Hmm, it's a perfect plan, and yet... Michiru: Does something about it bother you?
	Michio: No, it's the opposite. I'm surprised; it's too good. (Michio: Hmm...) (Minori: Ahaha) Minori: It really is too peaceful. There's just something missing. Genbu: It's usually lively around here after all.
	(Suzaku: Woah, burning!)
	(Jiro's paper: Horse racing)
	Michiru: Being separated from them like this feels strange, doesn't it? (Hideo: Haha) Hideo: But if they were here, the straight men would be overrun* Minori: But, being with them feels nice. (Genbu: Heh...) Genbu: You're not wrong.
	(Michio: Heh...)
	Michio: Gentlemen!
	Michio: On that day, let's give a performance in which they won't be ashamed! (Others: Yeah!)
	FIN
T/N: * "Straight men" as in the straight man and funny man tsukkomi and boke acts.

Taisho Roman Opera ~My Friend, What Are You Thinking Of?~

Event: Taisho Roman Opera ~My Friend, What Are You Thinking Of?~

Page	Translation
Missing Something?
	Rui: Eeeeh!?
	Rui: Mister Hazama is going to die...!? (Jiro: His character is) Jiro: This looks hard... Michio: But it's a role worth playing.
	Michio: Despite having the same intentions as his childhood friends, Michio: he, who has fallen sick, Michio: had to see off his friends who were headed for the battlefield.
	Michio: These memories of a young man, Michio: Although not easy to comprehend, I will surely convey them.
	sfx: cough cough
	sfx: cough
	sfx: applause, clapping
	FIN

Winter Sports Challengers!, Ch. 1

Event: Winter Sports Challengers!

Page	Translation
A Unique Knit Cap
	Michio: How about this one, Yamashita-kun?
	(Rui: It suits you, Mister Yamashita!) (Jiro: You think so?)
	Michio: What are you doing? You both, pick out your wear seriously. Jiro: Well, what about you? (Jiro: Here.)
	Michio: ... Is it not a bit flashy...? Michio: (Hmm...) Jiro: Huh? You don't like it?
	(Jiro: Well then, let's choose another.) Rui: Then, I'll choose a very cool hat for Mister Yamashita! A knit cap's a requirement for skiing! Michio: I suppose I will choose Maita-kun's cap.
	sfx: ta-da
	Jiro: Sooo? Try wearing it. (Michio: Hm.)
	Michio: Hm, this is quite unique...
	Michio: Will Producer allow me to wear this... Rui: Ahaha, Mister Hazama's very cute!
	(Rui: Aren't I cute, too!?) (Jiro: It suits you.)
	TO BE CONTINUED

Winter Sports Challengers!, Ch. 2

Event: Winter Sports Challengers!

Page	Translation
The Simulation is Complete
	Jiro: Oh that's right, you can ski, can't you? (Jiro: You decided to wear the hat, eh?) Michio: The simulation is complete. (Michio: Because it's a valuable thing to me.)
	Michio: Let's go! Jiro: I'm not that good at it, you know~
	(Jiro: Woah. As expected.) Jiro: You're pretty skillful.
	Michio: Come, Yamashita-kun. Try it, just as I did. Jiro: (Hahaha) Eeeh, that's impossible for me.
	Michio: Do not fret! I will be with you! Jiro: I said it's impossible!
	Michio: Before the shooting, I want to see Yamashita-kun glide perfectly! (Jiro: Nope this isn't working no way.) (Jiro: Aw geeze let's go back already~) sfx: limping wobbly
	FIN

The Birdcage Rondo

Event: The Birdcage Rondo

Happy Bridal Park

Event: Happy Bridal Park

2nd Anniversary Live ~Forward into the Future~

Event: 2nd Anniversary Live ~Forward into the Future~

Page	Translation
What’s Most Important is to Continue Being Passionate!
	Rui: Mister Hazama, Mister Yamashita, it’s right in front of us! (excited) Michio: (Indeed.) Jiro: Rui, calm down a little.
	sfx: fwoosh…
	sfx: ringing Michio: Now. It is our turn.
	Michio: (I can hear them.)
	sfx: cheering
	Michio: (I can hear the voices calling for us.)
	Michio: (“Why did you decide to be an idol?”)
	Michio: (“Because it is necessary for the youths to devote themselves to their passions!”)
	Michio: (The road to becoming a top idol is still far away, but I am surely advancing forward!)
	Michio: Yamashita-kun! Maita-kun! Let’s do it! sfx: whoosh
	S.E.M: Passionate pose!!
	Fin.

Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~

Event: Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~

Dazzling Asakusa Music Festival

Event: Dazzling Asakusa Music Festival

Valentine's Live 2017

Event: Valentine's Live 2017

315MAGAZINE Horse Riding Gentlemen Idols

Event: 315MAGAZINE Horse Riding Gentlemen Idols

That Melt-In-The-Mouth Feeling of Midsummer! ICE MEMORY!

Event: That Melt-In-The-Mouth Feeling of Midsummer! ICE MEMORY!

Page	Translation
Passion That Cools the Summer
	sfx: flip flip
	Rui: Not a bad idea to do a check before the production starts, huh, Mister Hazama! Michio: Yes. (Jiro: As expected~)
	Michio: Alright... In addition.
	sfx: leaning back Image training
	sfx: light waves crashing
	"PASSION THAT COOLS THE SUMMER"
	sfx: blink
	Jiro: Ah, are you finished? Michio: Yes... It’s perfect. (Staff: Please prepare!) Rui: The shoot’s starting!
	sfx: oh–!!! Michio: Alright... Let’s go! Yamashita-kun! Maita-kun! Michio: Let’s show we can make a commercial with passion!!
	FIN

GHOST SNIPERS!

Event: GHOST SNIPERS!

ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Okinawa

Event: ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Okinawa

Idol Challenge! New Years Greeting Calligraphy

Event: Idol Challenge! New Years Greeting Calligraphy

The Feast of the Demons Who Split the Seasons

Event: The Feast of the Demons Who Split the Seasons

Miracle Magic Wishacle♪Melody ~Miracle LIVE~

Event: Miracle Magic Wishacle♪Melody ~Miracle LIVE~

Write for someone ~A Reminiscent Sky~

Event: Write for someone ~A Reminiscent Sky~

Bubble Washer Live

Event: Bubble Washer Live

Relaxed Ranch☆COWBOY LIVE!

Event: Relaxed Ranch☆COWBOY LIVE!

Hidden Power! Alchemy Live

Event: Hidden Power! Alchemy Live

Onmyouji Wars ~The Two Ordained by Fate~

Event: Onmyouji Wars ~The Two Ordained by Fate~

A YELL for Those Setting Out!

Event: A YELL for Those Setting Out!

Devil's Rock! Live

Event: Devil's Rock! Live

Fleeting Fragrance☆Perfume Live

Event: Fleeting Fragrance☆Perfume Live

Sparkling Moon-Viewing Night 2019

Event: Sparkling Moon-Viewing Night 2019

Xmas Live 2019 Side:Abyssal Party

Event: Xmas Live 2019 Side:Abyssal Party

Page	Translation
I Receive Too Much From You
	Producer: Hazama-san! Here you go.
	Producer: Here’s your Christmas present. Michio: For me...?
	Michio: (Heh...) Thank you. I receive too much from you.
	Michio: (Hm?)
	Michio: Excuse me... Producer: (Go ahead.) Michio: Aah. It seems like it’s from Maita-kun.
	Michio: Hello? Rui: “Hey, Mister Hazama! Can I talk to you right now?” Michio: Yes. I don’t mind.
	Rui: “We’ll be having hot pot at Mister Yamashita’s house right now! Come over, Mister Hazama! Or do you have some plans instead?” Michio: I’m currently with Producer... Rui: “Oh! That’s perfect.”
	Rui: “Producer, you should come here too! Let’s have hot pot together!”
	Rui: “(Hey~ Producer~)” Michio: ... Is what he says. Since you’re here already, why not join? Producer: Huh? Is it okay?
	Michio: I would like your opinion to use as reference for the live this time. Could you let me hear what you have to say while we head to Yamashita-kun’s home? Producer: (If that’s the case!) Understood!
	Fin.

JUST RUNNING!! ~Escape from the Paper Fan~

Event: JUST RUNNING!! ~Escape from the Paper Fan~

The Three Teachers and The Little Princes

Event: The Three Teachers and The Little Princes

6th Anniversary Live ~Sedulous Steps Forward~

Event: 6th Anniversary Live ~Sedulous Steps Forward~

Page	Translation
There is More Than One Correct Answer
	Producer: A lot of fan letters were delivered to you all! sfx: ta-dah!
	Rui: There are even messages about the anniversary live! Jiro: Reading these sorts of things make you happy, huh?
	Michio: …! This is…
	Jiro: Who’s it from? Michio: One of my students from my early days of being a teacher.
	Hazama-sensei. You might not remember me, but it’s been a while since we last met. sfx: flutter
	Watching you all work hard as idols Made me realize that it’s never too late for me to start something.
	I’m grateful to you for letting me realize that. I’ve also begun studying for the dreams that I want to achieve.
	Rui: There’s more than just those from students. I feel like recently, there’ve been more messages from people who’ve gone into working society and learned about the joy of studying. Jiro: I guess this means S.E.M as a unit has become known to a wide range of ages now. Michio: It seems so.
	Michio: (Our activities weren’t a mistake, it seems…) sfx: holds tightly
	Michio: We will display our best performance at the coming anniversary live. Let us convey our passion.
	Fin.

Molto Buono Pizza Live!

Event: Molto Buono Pizza Live!

Tale of the Unparalleled Musashi ~An Ephemeral Swordplay~

Event: Tale of the Unparalleled Musashi ~An Ephemeral Swordplay~

Moonlit Night Encounter

Event: Moonlit Night Encounter

70's FUNKY NIGHT!!

Event: 70's FUNKY NIGHT!!

The Fork of Fate ~The Nightmare Game~

Event: The Fork of Fate ~The Nightmare Game~

See You at School! ~Cultural Festival Special Live~

Event: See You at School! ~Cultural Festival Special Live~

Xmas Live 2021 -Side:Reliable Knight-

Event: Xmas Live 2021 -Side:Reliable Knight-

315 Knyaights Arrive!! NAMJATOWN Live

Event: 315 Knyaights Arrive!! NAMJATOWN Live

White Day Live 2022

Event: White Day Live 2022

Trajectory of Paracelsus ~Sequel Decision Live~

Event: Trajectory of Paracelsus ~Sequel Decision Live~

Heart-to-Heart Fireworks Show 2022 -in Awaji Island-

Event: Heart-to-Heart Fireworks Show 2022 -in Awaji Island-