Office One-Shots/2015/May

Translator: kizakis.

Day 1 - Like Me

Character	Commu
	Daigo-kun, Kazuki-san, good work on today’s lessons, dudes! Let’s work hard again tomorrow... aight!
	Ryo!? What’s with ya all of a sudden... Are ya not feeling well?
	I thought I should start changing the way I speak in order to become a more masculine idol... *sigh* But I can't do it like you or Touma-kun, huh... man.
	Ain’t it alright to not try so hard? Yer just fine the way ya are.
	...Being manly is from the heart. Not words.
	From the heart! ...OK! Thank you both! I’m fine just the way I am!

Day 2 - New Genre

Character	Commu
	Hey, Kyoji... you bought a new game again…?
	I’ve been looking forward to today. I preordered this 3 months ago…!
	…Didn’t you say you already have a lot of unopened games?
	Uh... T-that’s, about that... this is... my favorite…
	I know. A stacking game! Kyoji said that! A game to make a tower!
	Uh... the goal isn’t really to stack things, though... My chest hurts...

Day 3 - Smiles are Most Important!

Character	Commu
	Daigo-kun, you’re always smiling; you’re just like the sun.
	Energy comes from smiles. You should always be smilin'.
	…Looking at you also gives us strength.
	Sweet! My smiles have 100 times the energy cuz they’re filled with dreams. Leave the gold star smiles to me!

Day 4 - Banned from Airing

Character	Commu
	Ah, so you also watch this drama, huh?
	It stars a new idol as a leader of an all-female gang. I thought I should check it out.
	I've heard there's been talk about how amazing the bad guys' performances are.
	Hmm, looks like they’ve still got a way to go. That’s not how you cut at all. I could do better... Ah, but if I did it seriously, they wouldn’t be able to play it on TV, haha.
	What kind of terrible thing did I just hear…!?

Day 5 - Hidden Talent

Character	Commu
	Oh, Sensei, you’re already here?
	Ah, that book! A new one came out. I’m curious about the sequel~ The main character’s line when the true mastermind was revealed got me so excited~!
	..."I’ll crush your ambitions!" volume 12, page 315. It was a good development.
	Woah, Kazuki-san... do you have the entire book memorized!?
	…The main points. It just came to mind.
	I’m surprised. But that is a Sensei-like skill to have.
	…I always thought it was a useless skill, but now it makes memorizing scripts easy.

Day 6 - New Special Move

Character	Commu
	Kyoji, Minori! I saw a monster! A beam came out its mouth! It was, "Gaah!"
	Ah, a tokusatsu show, huh. Pierre, that’s also a costume.
	Really!? Cool! Me too, from Kaeru’s mouth, I want to make a beam, and go, "Gaah!"
	That’s a move you can’t do without many years of practice.
	I will practice! The guests at the live, I will surprise them!
	Kyoji... are you giving Pierre weird ideas again…

Day 7 - Let's All Make Them!

Character	Commu
	…The rain will continue this week, huh…. It’d be nice if it’d clear up on the day of the live.
	But dancing in the rain sounds like it’d feel good!
	...There are teru teru bozu dolls in the office window.
	Ah! There are! These faces... they’re W, yeah? I know, how about we also make some?
	Oh! Good idea! Alright, I’ll get the markers!

Day 8 - Minori's Idol Lesson

Character	Commu
	I’m going to teach you a new pose. Please watch me. First, you put your hands on your cheeks… Happy☆smile to everyone♪
	Happy☆smile to everyone♪
	H-Happy... s-…smile... to everyone…!
	You were both perfect! I’m sure all the guests will be happy.