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I Don't Want to Lose Someone Again, Part 1

Page	Translation
	Someone: "Watch out!"
	Hideo: "Ryu!" Ryu: "Ah!"
	Ryu: "Hideo-san!!"
	Seiji: "You two alright!?" Ryu/Hideo: "Ah... Aah..." "We're alright, thanks."
	TO BE CONTINUED

I Don't Want to Lose Someone Again, Part 2

Page	Translation
	Hideo: "Jeez..." Hideo: "Don't be so reckless"
	Seiji: "I made you worry, huh" Ryu: "Of course!"
	Seiji: "Haha" Seiji: "What happened to him...!!"
	Other member: "He got caught up in a terrorist incident" Other member: "It seems he protected a kid and didn't get away in time"
	Seiji (?): "Cover him up..." (Seiji: *screaming/crying* "Uwaaah") Seiji: "..."
	Seiji: "I can't lose a friend again..."
	Hideo & Ryu: "Huh?" Seiji: "Ah, man,"
	Seiji: "It's nothing"
	FIN

Papa is an Idol!, Part 1

Page	Translation
	Hideo: "This isn't good..."
	Hideo: "What...is this" Ryu: "An illegitimate child...?" Producer: "What is this about, Shingen-san!?"
	Seiji: "..."
	Hideo: "Shingen..."
	TO BE CONTINUED

Papa is an Idol!, Part 2

Page	Translation
	Ryu: "This is definitely the kid in the photograph." Ryu: "I was really surprised then." Hideo: "I trusted him, though."
	Ryu: "Your niece is really cute." Seiji: "I know, right?"
	Seiji: "Amane's favorite hamburg steak will be done soon." Amane: "This is Ryu!" Ryu: "Wow, it looks just like me"
	Hideo: "You're popular, Ryu." Ryu: "Kids really like me."
	Seiji: "Alright, Amane's favorite hamburg steak is done..." Amane: "I love you, Ryu!" Amane: "When I grow up, I'm gonna be your bride!"
	Ryu: "Um, what about my hamburg steak..." Others: "Let's eat!"
	FIN

Special Issues

Wedding Mission!

Event: Wedding Mission!

Page	Translation
I Don't Know How to Propose!?
	Producer: "Wow! That suits you, Shingen-san!" Ryu: "You're so well-built and cool!"
	Seiji: "R-really...?"
	Seiji: "But--that's--being dressed like this makes me a little nervous...." Producer: "It's alright! The filming will go well!"
	Seiji: "I don't know what image to have for the proposal scene...." Hideo: "I've never proposed or been proposed to." Producer: "Uh...I definitely can't give any advice..."
	Ryu: "OK! I got it!" Everyone: "Huh"
	Ryu: "The other day, I was proposed to by Seiji-san's niece!"
	Ryu: "She said, 'I'll become Ryu's bride!'" (Seiji: "Though I'll absolutely prevent that!")
	Ryu: "Ah, so cute! What should I do? Should I accept?"
	Hideo: "Run, Ryu." Ryu: "Huh?" Hideo: "Don't worry about it. Just run."
	FIN

Color Onsen Diary

Event: Masquerade

Page	Translation
Make Note of Your Physique!
	Producer (?): "Here is where the clothes for the ball have been prepared."
	Hideo/Seiji: "Woah!!" "Amazing!"
	Hideo: "There are a lot of accessories, too." (Seiji: "Hahaha") Seiji: "It really suits you"
	Hideo: "You'll look good in this!" Seiji: "R-...really?"
	Hideo: "Isn't this cool too?" Hideo (?): "Oh, oh" (?): "Let's see"
	Seiji: "...Uh, hey"
	Seiji: "Aren't these...a little small...?" Hideo: ("They really are!") Seiji: "Is there anything I can fit...?"
	Producer: "Allow me!" Producer: "I had your clothes specially made, Shingen-san!"
	Producer: "?"
	Producer: "You grew, Shingen-san...?" Seiji: "Well" Seiji: "Because I changed my weight training regimen, I gained 1.5 kg and my body fat content dropped from 7 to 6..."
	Producer: "Please lose your muscles" Seiji: "Certainly..."
	TO BE CONTINUED

Color Onsen Diary

Event: Masquerade

Page	Translation
The Crow that Cried Now...
	Seiji: "*sighs*"
	Seiji: "I didn't dance well..." Hideo: "It wasn't a problem at all!" Producer: "Your moves were dynamic; it was fine!"
	Seiji: "...There were so many things I should have done...I'm completely unprepared...Uuu (*sobs*)...." Hideo: "You need to be more positive!" Hideo: "Don't dig yourself a hole!"
	TV Producer: "Is Shingen-kun here!!?"
	Hideo & Producer: "It's the program's producer!
	TV Producer: "Shingen-kun!" Seiji: "Y-...yes, sir!!"
	TV Producer: "My! Due to your training, you danced very well and powerfully!" TV Producer: "We got some great pitctures! Thank you very much!"
	Seiji: "R-...really!?" TV Producer: "Truly! MY, you looked cool!"
	Seiji: "...Heh"
	Seiji: "Heheheh"
	Seiji: "Hideo! Your dance lesson starts now!" Hideo: "What? Right now?"
	Seiji: "What is it? Don't hold back! I'll be helping you, after all! Hideo: "W-w-w-wait a min--..."
	Hideo: "Waaah!" Producer: "...Do your best, OK?"
	FIN

Translator's Notes

✳ The title is a portion of the phrase 'the crow that cried now laughs' (今泣いた烏がもう笑う).

Blue Aquarium LIVE

Event: Blue Aquarium LIVE

Page	Translation
Show Off Manly Charm!
	Shop Clerk: "Are you looking for something?" Seiji: "Yeah, a gift for my niece..."
	Shop Clerk: "Then how about this!" Shop Clerk: "I recommend the whale shark plush!"
	Ryu: "HUGE!" Hideo: "It's heavy!" Shop Clerk: "We wanted it to be realistic, so we made it really heavy!"
	Seiji: "It's well made." Hideo: "Hold it and help me!"
	Seiji: "Seems like you can sit on it and play." Hideo & Ryu: "!?"
	Seiji: "Ah"
	Seiji: "You can't hold this much?" Seiji: "Well, sometimes I can't carry Ryu and Hideo, I guess."
	Hideo: "...We're counting on you" Ryu: "Hahaha..."
	FIN

Kitchen Idol! Which Curry SHOW

Event: Kitchen Idol! Which Curry SHOW

Page	Translation
A Curry Made with Memories
	Seiji: "How is it?" Hideo & Ryu: "Hmm"
	Ryu: "I prefer it a little spicier"
	Hideo: "It needs a little more depth"
	Seiji: "I see..." Seiji: "Alright"
	Seiji: ("Curry, huh...")
	Seiji: ("How many times did I make curry with him...")
	Seiji: ("'Your curry is the best,' he'd tell me and smile and eat how many more bowls")
	Ryu: "What's wrong? You're spacing out" Hideo: "Shingen?"
	Seiji: "No, it's nothing"
	Seiji: "That's right, I thought it was delicious like this, but" Seiji: "Maybe I should try a new flavor...yeah?"
	Ryu: "Yeah! Let's make our best curry!"
	Ryu: "But first I want more of it as it is" (Ryu: "I'm hungry!") (Ryu?: "With rice to make a full meal!!") (Hideo?: "Me too") Hideo: "More" Seiji: "R-...really?"
	FIN

315 Cinema! Dragon Western

Event: 315 Cinema! Dragon Western

Page	Translation
Taking Games Seriously Too
	Seiji: "Gwah..."
	Seiji: "Guh..."
	Director: "Cut!"
	Ryu: "That was a good fall!"
	Seiji: "That's because I played pretend with Amane"
	Seiji: "By playing, it slowly got more realistic" (Amane: "No good!") (Seiji: "Whaaaat") Seiji: "She'd tell me whether my dying was good or bad..."
	Seiji: "There are even more deaths I can do" ("Ahem") Ryu: "What kind of violent games are you playing?" (Ryu: "Jeez...")
	FIN

Countdown Live! 2015→2016

Event: Countdown Live! 2015→2016

Page	Translation
From the Passing Year to the Coming Year
	Seiji?: "It'll be the new year soon"
	Hideo: "That was quick" Seiji: "You've done so much for us this year, Producer" Producer: "That's not true" Ryu: "Please keep helping us next year!"
	Staff: "315 Production, please be on standby!
	Seiji: "Oh yeah, now for you guys" Hideo: "Hm?"
	Seiji: "Thank you for this year. I look forward to working with you next year, too" Seiji: "...The new year will ring in during the live, after all"
	1: "Here here!!" 2: "Certainly!!" 3: "No problem"
	(Audience: "Kyaa" "Waaah")
	Everyone: "Happy New Year!" (Audience: "Waaah")
	FIN

Winter Sports Challengers!

Event: Winter Sports Challengers!

Page	Translation
The Pink Scarf
	Seiji: "Sorry, did I keep you waiting?" Ryu: "No, you're just on t--"
	Ryu: "--ime" [Pink]
	Ryu: "...Um...that scarf" Seiji: "Amane knit it for me"
	Hideo: "Wow, this is good for a little girl" (Hideo: "Huuuh") Producer: "It's well-stitched" Seiji: "I did that part. It's a little too complicated for Amane, after all"
	Hideo: "...As overprotective as always" (Seiji: "Hahaha") Seiji: "It really is too much to do on her own still"
	Ryu: "Still, it's impressive for a 5 year old to be able to knit. Isn't this professional-level?"
	Seiji: "Ah, I did that too. That's too complex for Amane" Hideo: "...Then you also did this elaborate part...?" Seiji: "Yes, that's too hard for Amane. I'd feel bad for her having to knit that." Hideo: "...So what did Amane-chan knit..."
	Seiji: "Here" (Seiji: "This part")
	Seiji: "Ah, I'm also decent but Amane is much better! She might just take after me" Hideo: "She isn't your daughter, you know?"
	Ryu: "Well, she'll make a good wife some day, won't she"
	Seiji: "Huh?" Hideo: "Ryuuu! Ruuuun!!"
	FIN

Mission of the Paint Survival

Event: Mission of the Paint Survival

Page	Translation
Unseeable Idol
	Hideo: "Oh!" Ryu: "This is like the real deal!"
	Hideo: "Shingen?"
	Seiji: "This doesn't provide much camouflage..." Seiji: "It should be more like..."
	Seiji: "Like this here" Opponent: "...W-...where are they!?" Opponent: "I can't see the 315 team...!"
	Hideo: "No way, no way, you're taking this too seriously. You're spoiling the mood..." Ryu: "It's just a shoot for an idol show, you know...? If you don't show yourself off..."
	Seiji: "That's true, I guess..." Seiji: "...But"
	Seiji: "Like this they'll be able to see us even from long distances..." Producer: "You know that it's just an idol shoot, right?"
	Seiji: "At...at least some greasepaint" (Seiji: "Like this") Hideo, Ryu & Producer: "Absolutely not!"
	FIN

HEAT UP SUMMER LIVE

Event: HEAT UP SUMMER LIVE

Page	Translation
Strongest Production
	Producer: "This time's outfits are somewhat exposing, so please show off your body as much as you want"
	Seiji: "Alright! Weight training!" "Loves training"
	Producer: "You're banned from significantly going up in size" Seiji: "Huh"
	Producer: "The clothes have already been ordered. If you do, you'll have to squeeze into them...!" Seiji: "Ah, understood..."
	"The day of the live"
	Michiru: "Seiji, you're really well-built!"
	(Fans: "Kyaaa")
	Seiji: "You too, Michiru!"
	(Fans: "Woooooh!!!")
	Seiji: "Let's get this show started!"
	(Audience: "Waaah")
	FIN
T/N: The title of this magazine is a play on words with 315 Production, which is pronounced as 最高/saikou, which is similar to 最強/saikyou, the latter of which is the title.

Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, we are Police Men! Soccer Players! Pilots!

Event: Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, we are Police Men! Soccer Players! Pilots!~

Page	Translation
Take Off!
	Seiji: "This is the passenger plane flight simulator..."
	Pilot: "Is this your first time?" Seiji: "Yes" Seiji: "Though while in the military, I got to see the inside of a helicopter's cockpit"
	Seiji: "There are a lot more meters, aren't there?"
	Pilot: "I'll be giving instructions, so let's take it easy" Seiji: "Yessir!"
	Pilot: "Pull the lever"
	Announcement: "Take-off successful"
	Pilot: "Next is the practice regimen for a state of emergency. I'll report the situation, so please follow my instructions" Seiji: "Yessir!!" Seiji: "Understood!"
	Announcement: "Simulation complete"
	Pilot: "Good job" Seiji: "Thank you!" Pilot: "Your calm handling and precise reporting of the situation were wonderful"
	Seiji: "Thank you very much!"
	Producer: "Great work today"
	Seiji: "Ah, it's you, Producer-san" Producer: "How was your first flight?"
	Seiji: "Yeah, about that...though it was just a simulator, even now when I think about flying a plane that carries the lives of hundres of people, I break out into a cold sweat..." Producer: "That...that's very nerve-wracking, isn't it..."
	Seiji: "I might be best suited for land after all" (Producer: "Ah, that's a nice expression. I'm going to take a picture")
	FIN

Xmas Live 2016 -Side:Amuse-

Event: Xmas Live 2016 -Side:Amuse-

Valentine's Live 2017

Event: Valentine's Live 2017

Page	Translation
Mission - Valentine
	FIN

Crispy and Fluffy! Donut Live!

Event: Crispy and Fluffy! Donut Live!

Page	Translation
Shingen Calisthenics
	FIN

Outdoor Music Festival 2017

Event: Outdoor Music Festival 2017

Page	Translation
315 vs 30000
	sfx: KYAHHH!
	Hideo: Haah— The type of audience sure is different…
	Ryuu: Sh… Should we add some sorta performance-type thing to ours…? (sfx: Kyaaah!) Hideo: Hmm…
	Hideo: I think our stage will be attractive enough. Ryuu: I think so too.
	Seiji: What’s wrong?
	Seiji: This is a stage that Producer believed in us and prepared for us. It’ll be fine! We’ll be fine if we’re our usual selves. sfx: grip
	sfx: grin
	Hideo: Shingen… Ryuu: Seiji-san…
	Seiji: Deep breaths! Hideo, Ryuu: Yeah!!
	Seiji: Let’s do this!
	FRAME: YEAH—!
	Fin.

ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Hiroshima

Event: ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Hiroshima

Page	Translation
Idols Who Eat Lots of Oysters
	(Recommended Oyster Huts)
	Michiru: Oh. Are you looking up restaurants? Seiji: Actually... It’s because of Ryu...
	Ryu: Seiji-san is going to Hiroshima? They have delicious oysters over there! Ryu: I ate lots and lots of oysters at Sendai by the way.
	Ryu: Live oyster, oyster gratin, baked oyster, fried oyster,...
	Ryu: ...Oyster rice, oyster pasta, oyster in a pot. Seiji: (*gulp*)
	Seiji: ...Like that. He looked so happy talking about it, so... (*close*) Seiji: To be honest, I want to eat oysters too.
	(*gulp*)
	Haruna: C-can you please show me the guide too? Touma: Me too! Michiru: Me three.
	Ryu: Hideo-saaan! Hideo: Hey... Ryu, did you see it? Ryu: I did!
	Hideo: Should we go eat oysters on the way home? Ryu: Yeah... And then wait for our souvenirs...
	FIN

3rd Anniversary Live ~The Road We Walk Together~

Event: 3rd Anniversary Live ~The Road We Walk Together~

Page	Translation
For the Best Partners and the Best Stage
	FIN

Absolute Opposites! Kung Fu Armed Battle

Event: Absolute Opposites! Kung Fu Armed Battle

Page	Translation
A Hard Mission
	FIN

Beast Chronicle ~The Flameclad Beast~

Event: Beast Chronicle ~The Flameclad Beast~

Page	Translation
Is This Fine?
	sfx: THUD
	sfx: THUD
	sfx: THUD
	sfx: BOOM Seiji: There’s all sorts…… Ryu: Having this many here is like a sight to behold~
	Seiji: (I’m confused.) Ah.
	Seiji: Oh, I know this one. Amane’s interested in this one right now. Kanon: Ooh~! Kanon likes it too! The clothes are cute in it! Seiji: I see.
	Seiji: (If I remember correctly, she said…) Amane: (I have more cards now, so I want a card bag.)
	[ Card Cases ]
	Seiji: (…WHICH ONE!?)
	Seiji: Does this one go with that game? Kanon: It does!
	Seiji: Thanks for your help. I’m buying it. Kanon: Okay!
	Hideo: If you spoil Amane-chan too much, your little sister will get angry at you~ Even though you said she got upset a while back already~ Ryu: Don’t blame us for what happens~ Seiji: (jumps) Uugh…!
	FIN

Idol Challenge! New Years Greeting Calligraphy

Event: Idol Challenge! New Years Greeting Calligraphy

Page	Translation
The Best of the Best
	FIN

Your Ally! AP SUPER

Event: Your Ally! AP SUPER

Page	Translation
Giving You Energy
	FIN

Cute Taste! American Candy

Event: Cute Taste! American Candy

Page	Translation
The Hamburger's Temptation
	FIN

Brilliant Fireworks Show 2018

Event: Brilliant Fireworks Show 2018

Page	Translation
I Won't Miss My Mark
	FIN

Prison Break Live

Event: Prison Break Live

Valkyries of Guidance Live

Event: Valkyries of Guidance Live

BRAND NEW ME! ~Encounter with a Brand New Me~

Event: BRAND NEW ME! ~Encounter with a Brand New Me~

Detective Aaron Case Files ~The Truth the Chess Pieces Reveal~

Event Title: Detective Aaron Case Files ~The Truth the Chess Pieces Reveal~

Page	Translation
Niece and Detective
	Hideo: Ah… That’s right. My brother lent me a movie DVD of a detective anime. Do you guys want to watch it when we meet up tomorrow?
	Ryuu: A detective anime? Sure! Hideo: When I talked to him about the job this time, he suggested it to me. Seiji: Then I guess we’ll definitely have to watch it.
	Hideo: (The two of them said they’d be a little late, huh?)
	Hideo: (I’ll check it out ahead of time…)
	Seiji: Hideo, sorry for being late. sfx: clack Ryuu: (Sorry to keep you waiting—)
	Ryuu: Huh…? Hideo: …… (staaaaare)
	Seiji: Is it really that interesting? Hideo: Yeah, it is!
	Hideo: I’ll start from the very beginning. Just watch, ‘kay? sfx: beep
	Hideo: This is pretty legit… Seiji: Wow, really?
	Detective: Among all of these people, the alibis are…
	Detective: I’ve got it now. The culprit is… FRAME: (gulp…)
	Sign: Blu-ray DVD software
	Seiji: (This is… the detective anime that we watched together a while ago… There are other series for this, too…?)
	Cashier: Thank you very much—
	Seiji: (This’ll work out to reference for this job.)
	Seiji: (Plus, I’ll be able to watch it with Amane.)
	Seiji: (I’m already looking forward to it!)
	Fin.

Werewolf GAME x Dark Night Party

Event Title: Werewolf GAME x Dark Night Party

Page	Translation
Wolves Follow After Wolves?
	Seiji: (The role of a werewolf… It sounds rather difficult. I wonder how I should act it out…)
	Seiji: (Werewolf… is a wolf man…)
	Seiji: (A wolf…) Shirou: (ROAR!)
	Seiji: (Now that I think about it, if you want the wolf of 315 Productions, then Shirou’s your guy.)
	Seiji: Roar!
	Seiji: (…I do think this lacks a bit of force behind it…)
	Seiji: (More like…)
	Seiji: Roar! Grrr…
	Seiji: Roar!! Ro—
	sfx: puts down hands…
	Seiji: You should’ve told me you were here. Hideo: Sorry for getting in the way of your practice. Ryuu: You had the intensity of a wolf with that!
	Seiji: Haha! I see! So now that the three of us are here, how about we get started with practice?
	Fin.

Sound-Filled Cafe Antique

Event Title: Sound-Filled Cafe Antique

THE FROZEN KINGDOM

Event Title: THE FROZEN KINGDOM

Page	Translation
Even If We’re Apart, I Remember You
	Seiji: So this is the ice village… It’s amazing. Hideo: Yeah!
	Ryuu: We don’t usually come to this sort of place, so let’s do something here that we can’t do normally! Hideo: Sounds good. Seiji: Hm?
	Seiji: An ice studio…
	Seiji: It says we can make ice glasses here. Hideo: Sounds interesting.
	Ryuu: Should we go in and see!? Seiji: Sure.
	Hideo: Wow…
	Hideo: The glasses we make here can be used at other shops, too. Seiji: Let’s try it out later. Ryuu: I wonder if I can make a good one~
	Worker: Glasses aren’t the only thing you can make. You can also make a keychain with snowflakes set in it. If you’re interested, please don’t hesitate to ask us about it. Ryuu: All right!
	Seiji: A snow keychain…
	Seiji: (This might be a good souvenir for Amane…)
	Seiji: (I hope she likes it…)
	Hideo: That’s the “thinking about Amane-chan” face. Ryuu: That’s definitely the case.
	Fin.

SASUGA 2020 -Blazing Sports Variety Show-

Event Title: SASUGA 2020 -Blazing Sports Variety Show-

Cut a Path Through the Unknown! Off Road Live!

Event Title: Cut a Path Through the Unknown! Off Road Live!

The Most Frightening, Mystifying Legend ~Ghostly Mansion Memory~

Event Title: The Most Frightening, Mystifying Legend ~Ghostly Mansion Memory~

Page	Translation
If I Confronted It in the Same Situation
	sfx: fwssh…
	Sayama: “(panting)”
	Sayama: “(panting)”
	sfx: stumble
	sfx: thud Sayama: “UGH!”
	Sayama: “(panting)”
	sfx: creak… creak…
	sfx: creak… creak…
	Sayama: “Urgh…”
	Sayama: “UWAAAAAAHHHH!”
	Director: Cut! That was good!
	sfx: rising slowly… Seiji: (phew…)
	Hideo: Good work there. Ryuu: That was a good job! Seiji: Thanks.
	Hideo: Watching you, I felt like I was getting short of breath. It was really true-to-life acting. Ryuu: I’ve never seen you run so frantically like that, so it had an extra dose of tension to it. Seiji: Haha. I see.
	Hideo: But if you actually confronted it, you’d probably be able to think up various ways to fight it right back. Ryuu: You’re right. Seiji: Haha, I wonder.
	Seiji: If there’s something that’s impossible for me to do on my own, I think the three of us would be able to pull it off.
	Ryuu: We would definitely be able to do it in! Ah, but I’d have to take care I don’t snap my shoelaces before that… FRAME: Hahaha…!
	Fin.

315Cinema Collection: Rampage

Event Title: 315Cinema Collection: Rampage

Page	Translation
I AM A HERO!!
	Secretary: “The advancement of the project doesn’t seem to be doing favorably.”
	Rich: “The secondary effects are too strong. However, we’ve managed to restrain the confused state.” Secretary: “The unusual effects of excitement haven’t been solved.”
	Rich: “With that, the subject won’t be able to tell apart who’s their enemy or who’s on their side.” (sighs…)
	Secretary: “It’s fine enough to immerse yourself in your interests. Allow me to go over the board meeting right now. Regarding today’s topic—“ Rich: “I’ll leave that to you.”
	Rich: “By the way, we’ve got about a hundred grand in cash, right? Change destinations.”
	Secretary: (sighs) “…I’ll list up the senders.”
	Audience: (cheering)
	Audience: (cheering)
	Audience: (cheering)
	sfx: hitting
	sfx: shoes squeak
	Rich: “Next is my turn!” sfx: grips
	sfx: wham
	sfx: thud
	Announcer: “It ended with just one of Rich Spencer’s intense hits!” Audience: (cheering)
	Audience: "SION! SION! SION! SION! (WHOO!)"
	Rich: “I’ll donate the million dollars for the development of the pharmaceuticals. I am a hero!!”
	Director: Cut! That was good!
	Producer: Good work there. That realistic fighting scene might just become a good point to show off!
	Seiji: Yeah. I’m excited for its completion.
	Fin.
T/N: The line that Rich says at the end is taken directly from 315Cinema Collection: Shadow 9, where the scene appears as an introduction to SION.