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Long-time Friends, Part 1

Page	Translation
	sfx: snore
	Soichiro: Oh
	Soichiro: Did you fall asleep while doing our counts again? Soichiro: Jeez, and you really thought you could properly open a cafe with this...
	Yukihiro: ...Huh?
	sfx: sparkling Yukihiro: (It's done!?)
	Yukihiro: Was that you, Shinonome? Sorry. Soichiro: You never change, do you?
	Soichiro: I have to prep for tomorrow, so please do the rest yourself.
	sfx: door closing
	TO BE CONTINUED

Long-time Friends, Part 2

Page	Translation
	(Books: [How To Travel By Walking] [Oceania])
	sfx: snore
	Soichiro: Kamiya! Soichiro: ...Oh.
	Soichiro: Is he sleeping again? Soichiro: Kamiya! Wake up.
	Yukihiro: Mmgh... Oh, Shinonome. Yukihiro: What’s up? Anything wrong?
	Soichiro: Did you forget you promised to try my new cake? Yukihiro: Ooh!
	Yukihiro: Delicious! (Yukihiro: Mmm♥︎) Yukihiro: The flavor of Shinonome’s homemade treats is exquisite every time I try them, or rather...
	Yukihiro: They’re just like the ever-so-punctual Shinonome! (Soichiro: Thank you) Soichiro: Kamiya, have you been looking over maps again?
	Yukihiro: You bet. There’s just too many places I want to go to!
	Shinonome: ...Do your parents object?
	Yukihiro: None of their business!
	Yukihiro: To me, in a world filled with dreams, there has to be many more interesting things out there.
	Soichiro: ...I do envy that part of you
	Yukihiro: Really? Yukihiro: I’m the one who thinks Shinonome’s passion for cake is even more incredible.
	Yukihiro: The taste, the appearance, the delicacy, always aiming higher... Shinonome, you’re amazing!
	Soichiro: That’s... Ah, come now, we should be leaving next.
	Soichiro: Let us be leaving early (Soichiro: Honestly, Kamiya...) Yukihiro: You got it!
	FIN

Natural Enemy, Part 1

Page	Translation
	sfx: CRASH
	Makio: Soichiro-san!! (Soichiro: Urrmgh...)
	Makio: Are you alright!? Asselin: What is this!? Could he have been possessed by a demon!?
	Soichiro: My apologies... I was being careful not to let it get in my field of view, but...
	Makio and Asselin: Eh?
	TO BE CONTINUED

Natural Enemy, Part 2

Page	Translation
	(Signs: [Strong heart] [This time for sure] [Japanese sweets] [Believe] [Overcome] [Anko✳] [I can eat]) (Soichiro: Ever since I was little...)
	sfx: clomp
	sfx: coughing
	Soichiro: Why...
	Soichiro: Why am I unable to eat anko...!?
	Woman: Soichiro... You’re really not going to succeed our home, our shop...by any means?
	Soichiro: Yes... I like Japanese sweets, however...
	sfx: clench Soichiro: It’s just this body that I cannot change...
	Soichiro: ...I’m sorry.
	Makio: To think something like that happened...
	Makio: It’s bad enough that you would faint just from seeing anko... I’m sorry. I didn’t know... (Makio: I’ll close it up.) (Box: Food sample <Anko sandwich>)
	Soichiro: No, I’m the one who’s sorry about startling you. Even though you went through the trouble of bringing it... Soichiro: But, I am fine now
	Soichiro: There was a time I tormented myself over it, however now, I don’t think it’s such a bad thing. Soichiro: It was also thanks to that experience that I was able to come to this cafe.
	Soichiro: Now, let’s pull ourselves together and get to sampling these
	FIN	Translator's Notes ✳Anko = red bean paste

Special Issues

Green Parade, Ch.1

Event: Green Parade

Page	Translation
Idol Pâtissier
	Chef: The pastry chef is out with a cold? Waiter: And there are a lot of customers, too, so I'm worried...
	Soichiro: May I help you? I'm a pastry chef. Chef: A helper? You've saved us!
	Soichiro: Here you are. (Female Chef: So fast!) (Male Chef: Gorgeous!) (Waiter: Those look good!)
	Soichiro: Have things calmed down now...? Asselin: Look here!
	Asselin: Before long, a jet black darkness will spread across the stage, and all my servants... (Asselin: Ahahaha!) (?: Ominous...)
	Asselin: ...will be dragged into that great darkness! (Man: What is with that guy...) Girl: He's scary.
	sfx: yank Asselin: !?
	sfx: THROW (Sign: Green Parade Staff Waiting Area)
	(Tag: Spiritual barrier)
	(Girl: Waah!)
	Soichiro: Please help yourselves
	Girl: Thank you! It looks like the music is gonna start soon!
	Soichiro: Yes. It'll definitely be fun. Please eat these tasty sweets while waiting.
	(Children: Bye-bye!)
	Soichiro: ...Now it's time to show my skills as an idol
	TO BE CONTINUED

Green Parade, Ch.2

Event: Green Parade

Page	Translation
Because We’ll Give it Our All at a Big Concert!
	Everyone: Good job on the live!! (Everyone: Cheers!)
	Makio: That was fun~ I feel amazing! (Asselin: AAAhahahahaha) Asselin: Everyone came to bow before Satan!
	Saki: I want to perform at an even bigger place next time!
	Yukihiro: I want as many fans to enjoy themselves as possible. Makio: I want to do it! If we work harder as idols, I'm sure we can do it.
	Saki: Whaaat? I'm not waiting! Let's do it right now! (Saki: C'mon!!)
	(Arrow: Producer) (Producer: Haha...) Producer: Everyone's eagerness is great, but isn't it a bit difficult to do it right now? Soichiro: Producer is right. Don't be unreasonable.
	Makio: Where do you want to perform, Saki-chan? Soichiro: Makio-san...! (Soichiro: Stop being unreasonable.)
	Asselin: In that case, let's make it a grand show at my home away from home, Transylvania! Soichiro: ! Yukihiro: Everyone, calm down.
	FIN

Action! Little Red Riding Hood

Event: Action! Little Red Riding Hood

Blue Aquarium LIVE

Event: Aquarium Performance Gacha

Milky Way Live 2015

Event: Milky Way Live 2015

Hair-Raising Test of Courage

Event: Hair-Raising Test of Courage

Page	Translation
Did You Know?
	sfx: vrrm…
	Souichirou: …We are heading toward a certain hospital which has been abandoned… sfx: creepy… Yukihiro sfx: (JUMP)
	Yukihiro: Spare me from that…
	sfx: hazy Yukihiro: !?
	Souichirou: ? What’s wrong? Did you see a tanuki or something?
	Yukihiro: J-just now… I saw a human shadow outside… Hahahaha… (I’ll face forward for now.) Souichirou: Human shadow?
	Souichirou: Human shadows, hmm... sfx: smirk
	Souichirou: Did you know…? Yukihiro: !? (KNOW WHAT!?)
	Souichirou: The suspicious human shadows found deep within the forest… are the personified malice of those who had gone through unjust deaths here… sfx: waver… Yukihiro: (WAHHH) Do you see me laughing at your jokes!? Quit it!!
	Yukihiro: (Haah…) I want to go back as soon as I can. (And relax with some tea…) sfx: groaning Souichirou: It’s all “everything is more ordinary than it appears,” in reality. Yukihiro: I really hope so…
	sfx: rustle…
	Yukihiro: …So this… is the abandoned hospital.
	Souichirou: (mutter mutter) At this moment, we still hadn’t known that this abandoned hospital would become the scene of a bloodstained tragedy… Yukihiro: ~! You’ll pay for this, Shinonome!
	Souichirou: I’ll accompany you if need be. (Fufu.)
	Yukihiro: …I’ll rely on you, then.
	FIN.

Marching Band Parade 2015

Event: Marching Band Parade 2015

Arabian Night Live

Event: Arabian Night Live

Page	Translation
Magic Lamp
	Soichiro: Oh.
	Soichiro: This incense burner has a nice color.
	Soichiro: But isn't it a little too flashy to be put in the cafe?
	Soichiro: What do you think, Kamiya?
	*Suddenly vanished* Soichiro: !? He's not here!!
	Soichiro: Right when I took my eyes off you for one moment... Me, of all people. (Soichiro: Kamiyaaa)
	Soichiro: Where in the world did he...
	Soichiro: A lamp...?
	Soichiro: If you rub it, your wish will come true, right? Soichiro: ...
	sfx: rub Soichiro: 'Spirit of the lamp, please bring Kamiya to me.' Soichiro: Just kidding...
	sfx Yukihiro: sudden Yukihiro: You called? sfx Soichiro: surprise Soichiro: !!!
	Soichiro: Ka- Soichiro: Kami-... Yukihiro: Something wrong?
	Soichiro: No...it's nothing. (Yukihiro: ?)
	FIN

Take a Breath☆Coffee Break

Event: Take a Breath☆Coffee Break

Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~

Event: Best Game ~Whom Shall Lady Luck Smile Upon?~

Page	Translation
Gan Yun, the Smiling Snake
	Director: Let’s get this rolling! Action! sfx: chatter chatter
	sfx: chatter chatter
	sfx: clink
	sfx: footsteps
	sfx: SPLASH Long Fei: "!"
	Gan Yun: "You’re a mere shadow of the Legendary Casino Destroyer you claim to be, aren’t you?" Gan Yun: "How pathetic"
	Gan Yun: "Won’t you try your hand at a game just once more?" sfx: BANG Long Fei: "...Sorry, but I’m over that sort of thing."
	sfx: fwip
	Long Fei: "Th-This is..."
	Gan Yun: "One hundred-million." Gan Yun: "How does one hundred-million in exchange for her whereabouts sound?"
	Long Fei: "......Tch"
	Long Fei: "You’d better get your seed money ready!"
	Gan Yun: "...Pleasure doing business with you."
	(Gan Yun: "...Heh")
	Director: Alright, cut! OK! (Soichiro: Whew...)
	Producer: Your expressions were so good out there! Great job! (Asselin: Soichirooo! My Looord!)
	Soichiro: Thank you very much.
	FIN
Translator's Notes Gan Yun is the name of Soichiro's character in this event. Long Fei is the name of Asselin's character in this event.

Baile of Love and Passion

Event: Baile of Love and Passion

ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Nagoya

Event: ORIGIN@L PIECES LIVE in Nagoya

Page	Translation
Incredibly Delicious Cake
	Kanon: Hey, hey!
	Kanon: Take a picture of Kanon with the Shachihoko~!! Souichirou: (Oh.)
	Producer: I got it. Kanon: (Yay~♡) Thank you~
	Kanon: Oh, yeah! Hey, hey, Souichirou-kun. Kanon wants to eat a Shachihoko cake. (Kanon thinks it’d be cute!) Souichirou: A Shachihoko?
	Souichirou: That sounds interesting. I’ll try to make it.
	Kanon: Yay~♡ Souichirou: Now that it’s decided, I’ll have to take reference pictures. sfx: ka-chack
	sfx: shutters
	sfx: shutters Shiki: (So serious…)
	sfx: lined up Souichirou: (Get closer together please.) Producer: (…Do you want to take it with them?)
	Souichirou: Now, then.
	Souichirou: It’s complete!! sfx: KA-BOOM
	Kanon: Looks sooo good ♡ Chris, Shiki, Tsubasa: (Ohh—!?)
	Shiki: Th… That’s really awesome…!? (It’s mega-filled up to the MAX!) Souichirou: (It was fun.) Since I’m here already, I made it with all I could.
	Souichirou: My helper Kamiya brought some tea that would go with the cake. Yukihiro: We went out of our way to do it, so let’s all eat together. Everyone: Okay!
	sfx: chattering
	Fin.
’’’T/N The title of this magazine is described by the dialect, “どえりゃあうみゃあ” (doeryaaumyaa), which is translated to “Very delicious”.

Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~

Event: Job★Challenge ~For Some Reason, We are Florists! Teachers! Freeters!~

Night Time Sakura Onsen Live

Event: Night Time Sakura Onsen Live

Page	Translation
We'll Always Have This Scenery
	(Kyaa-) (Soichiro-) (Waa-) (Takeru-!!)
	sfx: clap clap clap (Waaa-)
	Soichiro: (Oh?) Producer-san, are you on your own? Producer: I was looking at the evening cherry blossoms.
	Soichiro: Do you like cherry blossoms? Producer: That too, but...
	Producer: It brings me back to today's stage,
	Producer: --and how wonderful it was.
	Soichiro: When you tell me that, I get the will to do my best.
	Soichiro: --from now on, too,
	Soichiro: I want to continue showing the best scenery to the fans, of course...and to Producer-san, too.
	Producer: I'm looking forward to it!
	Michiru: Hey Soichiro! Master, too! 'S time for dinner~ (There they are) Makio: (Let's go quickly!) Soichiro: (Okay,) Shall we get along now?
	Soichiro: It looks like tonight's only going to get colder, after all.
	FIN

Retro Coffee Shop

Event: Retro Coffee Shop

Cybernetics Wars ZERO ~The Mechanical Child Entrusted With Wishes~

Event: Cybernetics Wars ZERO ~The Mechanical Child Entrusted With Wishes~

Page	Translation
CW All-Stars

3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~

Event: 3rd Anniversary Live ~6 Person Banquet~

Page	Translation
Pâtissier Idol
	(Soichiro: Makio, can you help me with this as well? Makio: Yep!)
	(Soichiro: Fufu...) Soichiro: For some reason, this feels rather nostalgic. Makio: The Green Parade dishes? Soichiro: Yes.
	Soichiro: That time we were all busy working together at the venue...
	Makio: That was the first time we performed as well... I was so nervous.
	Soichiro: Since then, we’ve done all kinds of work...and with each time we grow more and more.
	Soichiro: And look at us now, we’ve reached a big milestone for our office...
	Soichiro: And that makes me really...happy
	sfx: popping in Saki: Hey, how are you two doing? (Makio: Saki-chan!)
	Makio: We're all OK! Soichiro: We will take this over there.
	(Soichiro: Hmm.. a little more to the right.) (Makio: How’s this?)
	Yukihiro: It’s come together so well.
	Soichiro: So I believe our work here is done.
	Yukihiro: Great! It’s about time to open!
	Everyone: Welcome to Cafe Parade!
	FIN

ART COLLECTION LIVE

Event: ART COLLECTION LIVE

The Desert Kings Live

Event: The Desert Kings Live

Page	Translation
Sand Sweets
	Saki: Hey Soichiro! Come take a look at this~!
	Saki: It's an hourglass♪ It has sugar inside instead of sand!
	Soichiro: It's pretty, isn't it. It's perfect for Mizushima-san Saki: (Ehehe thanks-♡) This place is best known for its sand dunes, so there seems to be a lot of souvenirs related to those☆
	Soichiro: That sounds nice. What souvenirs should I get...
	Soichiro: Th...this is...!? [sign: camel chocolate]
	Soichiro: (Waah...!) I have never seen sugar be used to represent a desert in such a scale like this...! (Saki: Heeh...)
	Soichiro: This gives me an idea as to what our next new cake should be...! (Saki: Oh...!?)
	(Soichiro: If I do this and then that...nah, I should do this to that, and then...fufu...) (Saki: Hey...?)
	Saki: (Aww, Soichiro~~) You've gotten all caught up in thoughts about cake! Soichiro: (Haah...) I'm sorry, I just suddenly...
	sfx: clench Soichiro: In any case, let's buy every sweet that could serve as reference material and take them all back!
	sfx: sliiide Soichiro: This looks good. This too, and this too, aah, this too! sfx: [the basket is] densely packed Saki: (Eeh?) Are you going to eat that many!?
	Saki: If you buy that much... (Makio: Ehh!? For a new cake!? I will gladly cooperate!!) Saki: ...
	(Yukihiro: You've bought a lot, haven't you? Well then, I'll prepare a cup of something that'll suit those souvenirs) (Asselin: Ah~hahahaha! I shall also face this new challenge on food alongside Soichiro!) Saki: ...that much sounds about right (Yeah...)
	Soichiro: Mizushima-san, aren't you also going to put that hourglass in my basket? Saki: (Ehh?) Really? Thanks~ I'll also help you look for sweets!
	(Soichiro: Look at this, there's this much pears in it) (Saki: Maybe they're gonna run out of space soon~) (Soichiro: They're definitely gonna run out, huh...)
	FIN

Dancing Swan of the Rink

Event: Dancing Swan of the Rink

Welcome Cafe Parade!

Event: Welcome Cafe Parade!

Page	Translation
I’ll Be Relying On You
	sfx: plane flying
	Saki: (Wow~) The ground’s already so far away!
	Saki: I’m already looking forward to the live and the sightseeing~♥︎ Yukihiro: So am I.
	Yukihiro: (Hahaha) It’s been a while since I’ve gone overseas, so I’m excited. Soichiro: …Meanwhile, I’m worried.
	Soichiro: Because Japan is surrounded by ocean, it’s fine. But Hong Kong is found within the enormous Eurasian continent… I can imagine that if you got lost, you might just cross over into another country.
	Soichiro: It’d be best to install a GPS inside you as soon as possible. (KAMIYA’S INNER GPS - ding dong…) Yukihiro: Do… Do you have to go that far…?
	Makio: Soichiro-san… We’ll be watching over him, too…! sfx: peek Asselin: Indeed… I and Satan shan’t allow our eyes to part from Kamiya…
	Yukihiro: All of you are too worried. Despite things being how they are, I’ve got the most experience overseas out of all of us. (You’re needlessly afraid!) Soichiro: What an optimistic thing to say… (Do you even know how many times you’ve gotten lost up until now?)
	Soichiro: …Well, it’s just like you to do. I guess it’s fine.
	Soichiro: It’s exactly because we’re in an unknown location where we don’t know left from right, that such substantial priming is reliable.
	Soichiro: I’ll request for your help, okay, leader?
	Yukihiro: (Yeah) Leave it to me!
	Soichiro: If we’re with the members of Café Parade, then I’m sure it’ll be a fine journey. sfx: giggle…
	sfx: plane flying…
	Fin.

Outdoor Music Festival 2018

Event: Outdoor Music Festival 2018

Page	Translation
Towels are for Spinning
	Soichiro: Oh?
	Shiki: Ah!
	Shiki: Shinonomecchi! Good afternoonsies! Soichiro: Good afternoon. It’s been a while since we met at the agency.
	Soichiro: Aah, by the way. You participated in last year’s GW Festival, didn’t you? sfx: opens door
	Soichiro: Do you have any methods of exciting the venue? Shiki: Venue?
	Shiki: (Hmm…) …Ah!
	Shiki: In that case, I’ll teach ya a super-special secret…! (whispers) Soichiro: Oho…?
	sfx: whisper whisper whisper… Shiki: At times like this, you do this and that… Soichiro: So basically, like… —Hey, what the heck. (sfx: slaps gently) Shiki: He did it~ Your genuine retorts are awesome as always!! Soichiro: Fufu… So, during these scenarios, you’ll…? Shiki: Well, y’see…!
	Shiki: —With this, you’ll be able to fire things up without a doubt!! sfx: SNAP! Soichiro: (Yes!) Thank you very much. I’ll try it out!
	sfx: tap
	Touma: Okay, let’s head into the next song! Shouta: It’s an up-tempo and energetic song, so I hope you’ll fire things up for us ♪
	Soichiro: Indeed, everyone…
	Soichiro: You must spin around your towels! sfx: whoosh Shouta: (Waah!) Asselin: (Ohh!?)
	Touma: That’s right! Spin ‘em with all you got—!! Soichiro: (You too, Asselin-san!) Asselin: (Yes!)
	Audience sfx: cheering
	Soichiro: Many thanks, all!
	Fin.

Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~

Event: Long Night ~Hotel of Nightmares~

Page	Translation
Is it not Cooling?
	Saki: Fuuu~ sfx: flap flap
	Saki: It's so hot with the air conditioner not working~ (Saki: Hurry, I'm totally drenched!) Makio: Right. It makes me want to eat ice cream cake.
	Soichiro: ...Speaking of,
	Soichiro: I heard a story from one of the staff. Saki: What is it? (Makio: A story about ice cream cake?)
	Soichiro: One night, upon entering the studio's elevator, multiple people got on, but there seemed to be one more than accounted for... Some noticed, and others did not.
	Soichiro: One who noticed the person tried to talk to him... Staff: Hey, who are you?
	Soichiro: The person called out his name and then disappeared... sfx: shaking
	Soichiro: Oh, the elevator's arrived.
	Soichiro: Come, everyone let's get on. Soichiro: What's wrong?
	Yukihiro: ...After talking like that... Saki: Geeeeez, Soichirooooo!! Think about the time and the place for that kinda stuff!! (Makio: That wasn't a story about ice cream cake...)
	Soichiro: I had thought about it. Soichiro: You said it was hot, so I intended to cool the atmosphere.
	Soichiro: In fact, has it not already gotten cooler? Please let me know whenever it's hot! (Smug-nome~) Yukihiro: ...Were you looking to scare us? (Yukihiro: You...)
	sfx: spins around Saki: Everyone! From now, we're banned from saying it's hot! (Saki: OK!?)
	sfx: mouths squeezed shut Soichiro: My, my.
	Soichiro: That's too bad. (Soichiro: Haha)
	FIN

The Autumn Demons that Dance Amongst the Crimson Leaves

Event: The Autumn Demons that Dance Amongst the Crimson Leaves

Page	Translation
The Tengu’s True Identity
	sfx: *whoosh*
	sfx: *stare*
	sfx: *swoosh*
	sfx: *smirk*
	Red Oni: "Bring it on!"
	sfx: *rustle* Red Oni: "Tch!"
	Crow Tengu: *chuckle*
	(Touma: Phew...) Touma: Shinonome-san's acting has improved. Shouta: His movements were graceful~
	Touma: Getting into character... He looked like a real tengu there.
	sfx: *peeks* Soichiro: Oh my, have you exposed me already? Touma: Whoa!
	(Shouta: Hahaha) Shouta: C'mon, Soichiro-san, this is just Touma-kun's joke, don't listen to him~!
	Soichiro: ...A joke, huh. sfx: *woosh*
	Soichiro: I wonder... Is that true? sfx: *white noise*
	Shouta: That was like a surprisingly real deal... (Soichiro: Fufufu...) Soichiro: "I'll leave it to your imagination"
	FIN

Xmas Live 2018 -Side:Enjoyable-

Event: Xmas Live 2018 -Side:Enjoyable-

Marchen Sweet Live ~Guides to the House of Sweets~

Event: Marchen Sweet Live ~Guides to the House of Sweets~

Page	Translation
Feelings are Real
	Daigo: ‘Aight! sfx: tap
	Daigo: We’re fine with position checkin’ now! Kazuki: Yes. Ryo: Let’s work hard at the performance!
	Soichiro: Makio-san, let us also… Oh? Makio: (staring…)
	Soichiro: What is it? Makio: Ah, nothing… It’s just, I thought that it was really like a real candy, and it captivated me.
	Soichiro: …… …This doesn’t apply to the entirety of the set, but…
	Soichiro: A part of the candies is actually edible, or so I’ve heard… Makio: EH!? F-LAGS: (Really!?)
	Makio: …You’re joking, right? (Jeez~) Soichiro: Fufufu… I wonder? Kazuki: (It was a joke…)
	Daigo: (Considering seriously) sfx: staring… Kazuki: (Daigo…!!)
	Daigo: Were ya… really, really… really serious…!? sfx: sudden thought Kazuki: …Of course he wasn’t.
	Daigo: That’s a dang shame~ Kazuki: (Phew…) Ryo: If it were real, I would’ve wanted to eat it after the live. Soichiro: I’ll make it next time. For now, we should head toward the break room and do our final checks.
	Makio: Soichiro-san.
	Makio: This house of candy is fake, but the feelings we have for the live are real… aren’t they!
	Soichiro: Of course.
	Soichiro: Let us make this live a success together.
	Fin.

Meet, See, and Pet! Animal Safari Park

Event: Meet, See, and Pet! Animal Safari Park

Fleeting Fragrance☆Perfume Live

Event: Fleeting Fragrance☆Perfume Live

Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish

Event: Underwater Aquarium! The Paradise of Goldfish

Nutcracker and the Wondrous Christmas

Event: Nutcracker and the Wondrous Christmas

Strife! Ninja Wars -Fate Makes Its Move-

Event: Strife! Ninja Wars -Fate Makes Its Move-

Page	Translation
The Elusive Phantom Shinobi of Mist
	sfx: rustle...
	Tatsumaki: "Give up already. You don’t have anywhere else left to run." Kumokiri: "…Do you really think so?"
	Kumokiri: "Since I’ve obtained what I came here for, I don’t need to stay here any longer."
	Smoke bomb: [boom] Kumokiri: "Secret technique… Hiding Through Shadows art!"
	sfx: haze… Fuugetsu: !
	Tatsumaki: "Grr…"
	Tatsumaki: "Whirlwind!!" sfx: scatters
	Tatsumaki: "……Dammit."
	Fuugetsu: "He should definitely be close by! Search for him!!" sfx: clack...
	Ninjas: (clamoring…) Kumokiri: (fwoosh…)
	Kumokiri: (steps…)
	Kumokiri: "Here you go." Shinku: "Thank you."
	Shinku: "……"
	Shinku: "With this, we’re one step closer to ruling over the turbulent times. (Heh…)"
	Kumokiri: "…Yes. We’ll definitely obtain the 'Guiding Demon Tome.'"
	sfx: beep...
	Makio: (Phew…) There’s so much force behind it with CG added in.
	Makio: I seriously thought you’d disappeared and gone off somewhere that time! (You were so cool!) Souichirou: (You thought so?) Kumokiri is a ninja who acts like an elusive phantom, so I tried my best.
	Souichirou: I’m glad to hear that I was able to get across his suspiciousness… through my acting.
	Fin.

JUST RUNNING! ~Escape from the Paper Fan~

Event: JUST RUNNING! ~Escape from the Paper Fan~

Page	Translation
Talent of Retorting
	Rui: Hey!!
	Rui: Sorry! I was late coming here after buying this! Soichiro: That is…?
	Rui: A paper fan ☆ I was thinking of recreating the “paper fan demons” that are a specialty of the program.
	Rui: Won’t it be more realistic if we have this? Soichiro: (That’s a good idea.) Could you lend me that for a bit?
	Rui: Of course! Here you go! Soichiro: This supple feeling to the hand that feels comforting… sfx: touches…
	Soichiro: As well as the fact that paper fans equal retorts…
	Soichiro: Stir up the Osakan blood within me! sfx: whoosh Makio: Wow~ Rui: Oh~!
	Makio: It looks like you’re somehow used to the usage of paper fans. (It’s cool!) Soichiro: You did well noticing. Actually, I’ve had a chance to take an interest in paper fans previously.
	Soichiro: In truth, handling paper fans is a compulsory subject in the Kansai region, where you must be certified to use them. I’ve acquired the second rank of usage!
	Rui, Makio: Oh, wow—! Rui: (I didn’t know that!) Makio: (As expected!) Jiro: ……… (Oh… wow…)
	Soichiro: Hazama-san, your hometown is Awaji Island, isn’t it? How many ranks did you acquire there? Michio: Ranks…?
	Michio: …I’ve never heard of that certification before.
	Jiro: (Hazama-san!? You can’t say that…!) (Shinonome, are you okay??) sfx: stagger… Soichiro: …Wha… What a…
	Soichiro: What a powerfully damaging nice retort…!! Jiro: !? (Huh!?)
	Soichiro: There are also other certain fool-and-retort certifications… Michio: Were those also compulsory subjects!? Jiro: (…Hazama-san was being completely himself just now, wasn’t he…)
	Fin.

315Cinema Collection: Shadow 9

Event: 315Cinema Collection: Shadow 9

Page	Translation
The Shadow of a Great Evil
	sfx: chatter chatter
	sfx: beep… Jinx: "I’m in the middle of a job right now. If you have to talk to me, do it la…"
	”R was captured.”
	Jinx: "Tch. That damn amateur…!"
	”I want you to take up his job. Obtain the goods that he was supposed to have received from T.”
	Jinx: "…I understand." sfx: grit… Jinx: "But I have to finish my job over here."
	sfx: hiding…
	”How long will it take?”
	sfx: press
	sfx: BOOM
	sfx: (screaming) (chatter chatter) Jinx: "I finished just now." “Understood. I wish you good luck, then.”
	Jinx: "—Making Phantom your enemy…" sfx: (yelling)
	Jinx: "...Is a terrifying thing, you know." sfx: grin
	sfx: ambulance sirens
	Producer: Good job there. (It was great~!) Souichirou: Thank you very much.
	Producer: That remote control… I can’t help but want to push it.
	Souichirou: Do you want to push it? (Here you go.) Producer: Is that all right?
	Producer: (Okay then…)
	sfx: press
	Producer: ! sfx: jumps
	Souichirou: Fufu… Did I surprise you? (I was the one who rang that.) Producer: Ah… That antagonistic role is really suiting you…! (That surprised me!)
	Fin.

Dreamy Balloon Festa

Event: Dreamy Balloon Festa

Wedding Chapel Promotion

Event: Wedding Chapel Promotion

Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom! Flower-Viewing Live

Event: Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom! Flower-Viewing Live

Kimi wo Terasu Hoshi (The Star That Illuminates You)

Event: Kimi wo Terasu Hoshi (The Star That Illuminates You)